Flowers for Claudernon
Posts by Matthew Riley
How does he think lower-level/systems programming will evolve?
mood
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Hold on. What's the threat we're trying to defend against here? And why will this help?"
Screenshot of Bluesky's careers page listing a "Sports Partnership Manager" role under "Growth"
lfg
"The chicken nugget problem" bsky.app/profile/mekk...
The recent days have been horrific. We can't become numb to repeated instances of illegal and unconstitutional action by government agencies. It's even worse when public officials are blatantly lying in ways that contradict dozens of pieces of video evidence.
A parking sign that reads: NO UNAUTHORIZED PARKING VIOLATORS WILL BE IMPOUNDED
Oh, phew. I was worried there for a second.
What could more pixels possibly add to those emotional arcs?
kinda hard to explain to Unix admins why "superfund" would be a bad thing
This is the lesson of 2025
Discovered today that "colorable" is a contranym -- it can take one of two opposite meanings, either "seemingly valid" or "intended to deceive".
Chrome is hiring for our Product Security team! These are the folks that support Chrome's growth by figuring out how to manage more bugs, in more areas, on more aggressive timelines, with less human toil.
www.google.com/about/career...
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In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules virtualization illegal. "The kernel executive may not be denied full access to hardware."
Kagan, writing for the Court's SREs: "What, we're using Docker now? What the fuck."
I guess this is the sad price you have to pay for putting your restaurant on the highway.
Absolutely loved Mincemeat when we saw it on Broadway.
Ehh. My endorsement is more narrowly about Runza. Although: SAC museum is neat!
I only know about Runza but the conclusion seems inescapable.
Going to find out how long my stockpile of pens will last.
You can keep your galaxy brain edgelords. I'm proud to have a governor who can play literal 2D chess.
Also. The deep and rich meaning that "nuanced" carries there. Excellent.
Thank you for the peek behind the curtain! It's delightful to learn the real world and my headcanon had some overlap. :)
Ask not for whom the rat trap sings
It sings for thee
15 years. Still gold. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-...