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gift for @stellarstag.bsky.social

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Berad and Lorcan for auction winner @stellarstag.bsky.social!

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LONG DISTANCE
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Finished YCH for:
www.furaffinity.net/user/xhermith
www.furaffinity.net/user/fidothi...
www.furaffinity.net/user/skyirer...
www.furaffinity.net/user/kingfis...

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I know blacksmithing is not for everybody, but how do you even manage that?

#yordle #teemo #ornn #leagueoflegends

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Moosen in green farm overalls, sitting on his knees with his arms behind his back and a blush on his face

Moosen in green farm overalls, sitting on his knees with his arms behind his back and a blush on his face

Oh look, he's back!

I wonder what has him so flustered at the farm job... 🐮

17 hours ago 219 43 0 1
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Sketch commission 4 @catmelstuff.bsky.social

17 hours ago 82 16 0 0
Cay upside-down with a vibrator in their butt, looking blissed out as they cum all over their face

Cay upside-down with a vibrator in their butt, looking blissed out as they cum all over their face

bzzzzzzzzzz~

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Two panel comic.
On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..."
On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

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Post image “Venom Vandal got killed off already?”, you reply. “Wow. These fighters don’t last much, do they?”

“It is fight to death every week”, says Rokash. “People like when you fight long. But too long, and no death? People get angry at character. They stop believing. They want to see you die.” Rokash gives you a wide grin. “But is a lot of fun, when crowd really wants you to die! You have to, eh… a bit of one thing, a bit of other, what is the word?”

“To balance, you mean?”

“Yes! Thank you. So yes, no Bloody Buccaneer, no Venom Vandal. Now? I am not big character. Small fighter with no name. But next month? I get a good one. Maybe. We go in circles, so crowd doesn’t know.”

“I see, I see.” You lean in a little closer to Rokash. “And, the costumes you wear. Do you get to keep them when they retire the character?”

Rokash gives a hearty belly laugh. “I know what you ask! You are not the first. No, I do not keep costume. But, I have to owe a favor to a friend, then I can borrow. I do it sometimes.”

Rokash leans in closer. “So, mister librarian, what do you want me wearing? You ask about Buccaneer twice. You have a thing? For pirates?”

You nod, nervously.

“I can get it, yes. You can sleep with Buccaneer if you want. BUT! The vest, another character will use it soon. It is difficult to ask. I will need to do big favor for friend. So you need to do big favor for me. All I ask in bed, you have to do. Good deal?”

“Venom Vandal got killed off already?”, you reply. “Wow. These fighters don’t last much, do they?” “It is fight to death every week”, says Rokash. “People like when you fight long. But too long, and no death? People get angry at character. They stop believing. They want to see you die.” Rokash gives you a wide grin. “But is a lot of fun, when crowd really wants you to die! You have to, eh… a bit of one thing, a bit of other, what is the word?” “To balance, you mean?” “Yes! Thank you. So yes, no Bloody Buccaneer, no Venom Vandal. Now? I am not big character. Small fighter with no name. But next month? I get a good one. Maybe. We go in circles, so crowd doesn’t know.” “I see, I see.” You lean in a little closer to Rokash. “And, the costumes you wear. Do you get to keep them when they retire the character?” Rokash gives a hearty belly laugh. “I know what you ask! You are not the first. No, I do not keep costume. But, I have to owe a favor to a friend, then I can borrow. I do it sometimes.” Rokash leans in closer. “So, mister librarian, what do you want me wearing? You ask about Buccaneer twice. You have a thing? For pirates?” You nod, nervously. “I can get it, yes. You can sleep with Buccaneer if you want. BUT! The vest, another character will use it soon. It is difficult to ask. I will need to do big favor for friend. So you need to do big favor for me. All I ask in bed, you have to do. Good deal?”

Before you can answer, you hear the familiar sound of the bell ringing again. “Gentlemen, the third round of dating is up”, says the bartender, once again rattling the leather bag. He pulls out your marble first. Then he pulls out the second one…

“Hm. The gnoll.”, grunts the bartender. “You were already paired up.” He rattles the bag again, and pulls out a glass marble with an orange core.

You look to your left and see the short, chubby goatman waving at you across the bar. You turn to say goodbye to Rokash before you get up to start your next date, surprised to see a concerned look on his face. “Think about deal, Taro”, he says. “That little man. Be careful, yes?”

You look back at the goatman. He's casually nursing a drink while looking in your direction with an unassuming expression. He gives you a wink.

POLL: How should Taro approach the last bachelor?
>With caution. Simply walk over.
>With curiosity. Wink back.

Before you can answer, you hear the familiar sound of the bell ringing again. “Gentlemen, the third round of dating is up”, says the bartender, once again rattling the leather bag. He pulls out your marble first. Then he pulls out the second one… “Hm. The gnoll.”, grunts the bartender. “You were already paired up.” He rattles the bag again, and pulls out a glass marble with an orange core. You look to your left and see the short, chubby goatman waving at you across the bar. You turn to say goodbye to Rokash before you get up to start your next date, surprised to see a concerned look on his face. “Think about deal, Taro”, he says. “That little man. Be careful, yes?” You look back at the goatman. He's casually nursing a drink while looking in your direction with an unassuming expression. He gives you a wink. POLL: How should Taro approach the last bachelor? >With caution. Simply walk over. >With curiosity. Wink back.

Speed dating at Blacktusk Inn - Part 11
The winning option in part 10's poll was:
>"So... do you get to keep your old costumes when they retire the character?"
Originally posted on Patreon in December, we're currently on part 15.
www.patreon.com/nanoff

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remembering old photos

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Bringing this back for 4/20 lol

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a screenshot of a summary of Copperwell's personality in TRP3

a screenshot of a summary of Copperwell's personality in TRP3

This is Copperwell's freshened up TRP and imgur btw: imgur.com/a/mr-kameron...

#wow #warcraft #goblin

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They/them pussy so good you gotta have it right then and there even at work
(they/them for both)

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Artwork for Raydis :3

1 day ago 2303 445 9 3
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WIP

Toxic immortal yaoi where they fight and make each other pets for centuries 🤎

23 hours ago 103 29 5 0
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picarto.tv/fek

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Happy Mother 3 20th 🌎

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Part of his charm, I'm sure

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happy birthday weed, ilysm

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Bear Wear page 1

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Kids Say Things - Gator Days

Characters

Bolero

Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird.

Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best.

Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest.

Transcript

Panel 1

Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs.

Tammy: Good morning, Bolero.

Charlie: Did you sleep well.

Panel 2

Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks.

Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one.

Panel 3

Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation.

Panel 4

Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question.

Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes?

Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration.

Tammy: YES!

Charlie: I'll start it now!

The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days

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San Francisco’s Ocean Beach!

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Putting on so much size during my winter bulk that it would be so rude not to share the diff with a very needy @bigbadbulf.bsky.social

🎨: @asterthebarista.bsky.social

3 months ago 138 15 0 0
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Okay, but do it quickly... 💦

5 days ago 1504 349 17 1
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happy 20th anniversary to okami, one of my favourite games of all time!!! 🐺🌸
#okami #大神 #大神20周年

1 day ago 1170 518 9 2

look at this. This isn't even the soft shaded, highlighted, bishounen sparkles/clouds version of it. I could have just done this.
#nsfw #nsfwfurryart

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A color image of two big gators in a city alley during the daytime. A white gator wearing a skull and glasses, as well as a white button up and khaki pants is on his knees fellating a blue gator wearing glasses, an orange button up and a knit vest, and also khaki pants. The blue gator's back is to the wall and he blushes, aroused and a little frustrated. "It's nine in the morning. I'm gonna be late for work," he says. "And so are you, for that matter... God, you are insatiable."
In the distance, across the street, a random pink-and-white dragon walks down the sidewalk, perhaps curious about what he spies.

A color image of two big gators in a city alley during the daytime. A white gator wearing a skull and glasses, as well as a white button up and khaki pants is on his knees fellating a blue gator wearing glasses, an orange button up and a knit vest, and also khaki pants. The blue gator's back is to the wall and he blushes, aroused and a little frustrated. "It's nine in the morning. I'm gonna be late for work," he says. "And so are you, for that matter... God, you are insatiable." In the distance, across the street, a random pink-and-white dragon walks down the sidewalk, perhaps curious about what he spies.

What's a little being-late-for-work between friends? 🐊🐊
on FA: furaffinity.net/view/64737813/
💖: patreon.com/ahogedog

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The bois. 👉🐲💦🐲👈

They need to kiss more.

20 hours ago 636 171 23 0

I was just out for a walk, five minutes ago, and it was 10C and sunny. Now? It's snowing, it's already accumulating, and it's 2C... Y'all

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Comm for @ghostmexicanwolf.bsky.social 👍

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