Man, USC better step up to the plate here -- can't lose a coach the caliber of Lincoln Riley. He has USC on the right track, and could get the Trojans back to 8-4/9-3 by 2028 or so.

I would simply start UCLA's five players on the bench and bench all of the starters until we can figure out what's going on.

Aday Mara maybe the best UCLA big man of all time.

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Preseason I had Oregon vs Penn State in the Big Ten title game, Ohio State at 10-2, and USC at 6-6.

I think it's safe to say that UCLA was not fully ready to play today

That is the second (2nd) holding penalty on a UCLA defensive lineman on a run play this year.

This game is everything you could have imagined a Thanksgiving week game against Fresno State scheduled for immediately after the USC game would be.

UCLA finding new and positively avant-garde ways to fuck things up

ON THE MOST MEANINGFUL DRIVE OF THE SEASON CHIP KELLY GOT OHIO STATE A SINGLE YARD HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK CHIP KELLY

Unfortunately for USC, it's 1st and goal inside the UCLA 5.

he does this regularly, but according to certain ineffable movements on the lunar calendar

j.michael sturdivant has entered sicko mode

Oh. Interesting. It's 13-9.

Both of these teams should just avoid having first downs inside the 5 yard line.

Lincoln Riley not only not taking advantage of UCLA kicking off from the 5 but ALSO giving UCLA great field position in the exchange is...well, I say it a lot, but he's a master.

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LMAO kicking off from the FIVE hell yeah, let's fucking goooo

I think all the USC fans hating on Lincoln Riley's red zone offense are just a bunch of whiners. The Trojans have scored every time they've had it within the UCLA 5. That's great efficiency!

This is a coaching masterclass from Lincoln Riley

I think Lincoln Riley should continue to call play action passes and rollouts from the goal line when his running back is Woody Marks.

lincoln riley having a decision blow up immediately in his face is so fun

Down 14-10 with another red zone turnover from Garbers and two horrible punts from Richter. Not bad, all things considered.

What an answer from UCLA. Needed that desperately. Now just need to avoid nonsense heading into halftime.

At some point tonight UCLA will have to figure out how to defend a screen pass

oh baby no

looks like the yips

UCLA getting decisively crushed in field position to start the game because of bad punts was not something you could have predicted

Oh we're getting Mr. Charisma himself Mark Helfrich again tonight for UCLA game. Excited to try to hear him as he talks under his breath!

Alright are we doing this over here now?

Soon I promise

How the fuck can we not do gifs yet