it's the most wonderful time of year

truly diabolical when the sound levels capture the tillies singing the anthem. sounds like an aunty donna sketch.

promoting the start date of the women's world cup already. tummy hurting.

New ep! The #Matildas were 5-0 winners over Malawi in their first FIFA Series game and we're breaking down all the talking points.

Tune in @espnaustralia.bsky.social and the usual pod spots.

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MILSH (Man I Love Sophie Hoban)

longest yeah boi ever #NEWvMCY

I aspire to the level of petty that Sydney and Wanderers have achieved in the past 24 hours #aleaguewomen

Proceeded to yell "GREEN ONE PUCE NIL" #cbrvadl #aleaguewomen

That wasn't "Never say die" type football. That was "I'll kill you" type football.

You know what, the post-game song choices of Taio Cruz and Pitbull are actually aligned with what I listen to when I'm crashing out at otherwise times, and it is helping.

When the scariest bit of your entire Asian Cup is having to hi-5 the mascot #JPNvAUS #WAC2026

pnau's "we are your friends" playing during the warm up is a sign we're going to win.

the thunder you're hearing in sydney is actually my tummy (nervous)

The #Matildas defeated China 2-1 and are heading to the #WomensAsianCup final and we're breaking down the match!

Tune in @espnaustralia.bsky.social and the usual spots.

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snorted

Before it's too late, let us remember that Wurigumula was made in the Dub.

never thought that "apples give me wind" being one of the few phrases i remember how to say in chinese would come in handy, but here we are, post-apple and gassy in the media box

my chinese mandarin language pack hasn't downloaded so i can't see what the discourse is like on weibo!!!!!

My mum is messaging updates to the family whatsapp every time Macca stops shots

"nah I'm not nervous" as I move intentionally at the pace of a snail because if I move any faster my heartbeat speeds up sure sure sure

Gonna pronounce "gargantuan" like "orangutan" from now on, in homage to @captainangelo.bsky.social

shao ziqin's anglo name is michelle 😭😭😭

for nerd reasons, I wished they had included the characters/original alphabets for chinese, taiwanese, japanese names etc

i have a type (tall, striker, number 23)

i think @dphimphisane.bsky.social maybe!! it's ringing a bell

little known fact, the red on the dpr korea flag represents the blood shed when they've scratched up opposition midfielder's faces

why won't they hire me as beautiful-woman-pretending-to-play-an-instrument for the half-time show??

btw the christian name for the venue tonight is The Pissus

why would you ever play football somewhere that wasn't a rectangular stadium????