LET’SSSSSSSS (takes enormous breath) GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Relatedly, I have developed a new golf swing that is too powerful to be released on my men’s league

Goofy at the crucifixion is prettyyy good

Iowa!

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Reposting for no reason in particular today

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlas...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

That kicked ass.

Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

This morning I guess I’m having my coffee with a side of rage and despair. God fucking damnit.

Indiana kicking the shit out of Alabama. What universe are we in?

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

How has this been 20 years? Jesus. Still gets stuck in my brain every couple of weeks.

erika kirk and jd vance sort of look like they're in disguise as each other

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Things you love to see for $1000, Alex.

The way he pronounces “connectivity” puts it over the top for me.