Roses are red,
This isn't free verse

Handing you a fiver all folded up as if it's downtown Medellin.

I reckon the worst part of living in a cashless society would be at the end of a visit to your nan when she goes "here you go" and starts waving her debit card around and you have to go "no honestly nanna, it's fine - you keep it, nooo" while holding out a portable card reader

don't think they're going to find them in there

Having been told on many a doorstep that people wouldn’t piss on a Reform candidate if they were on fire, the party have decided to take matters into their own hands...

Steal a toilet? No...

@edjenx.bsky.social thanks. Thanks for fuck all

Down to 14 against a physical South African team and win. Fokken bayyymmmmmm!!!

Budredd 👌

They have Alien Ant Fans?

Smooth Criminals.

Roses are red,
This is a lot to unpack

You stay classy, Real Madrid.

Fascist FC wankers.

Roses are red
Thou shalt not shirk

Roses are red,
We all love free testers

PITCH: Dr Christ!

As prophecised, Jesus has returned to the modern world, but instead of bringing about armageddon, he decides to get back to what he loves most - Saving lives.

Only, there's one drawback. His chosen vessel is a corrupt, racist child rapist.

Vance treated the assignment like it was a sofa, and absolutely fucked it!

That must explain Huw's inaccurate post yesterday then. Too many slices of lamb.

Can Dying Languages Be Saved? Linguists and activists are struggling to preserve endangered languages—and even to resurrect extinct ones.

I got on this article while reading about the Selknam in Tierra Del Fuego. Didnt expect there to be a mention of Welsh in there. Fascinating.

web.archive.org/web/20230814...

Nah, thats Huw from a different school, you wouldn't know him.

Interesting, as the last two seasons we have won our round of 16 match, including a comprehensive downing of some very loud neighbours from over the Loughor... hardly a record to shout home about, but also renders your "fact" to be utter horseshit.

Why would a Scarlets fan dream of doing such a thing?

The old Scarlet selective amnesia...

Except it isn't.

Gender Uncle Tom’s

#AuntieToms ?

A heartbreakingly corrupt decision. Sick of it. Same against Connacht last week. Spot the theme.

Stick to eating pierogi