SAM!!!

How does every other team have 7 pitchers with that quick spin pickoff that gets us or damn near every time?

And our pitchers have poo poo?

And where are the TVs on the field?!

Every day I get slightly more resentful about Gunnar wanting 600 bajillion dollars and refusing to even negotiate with us when he plays like this.

When's the last time they did that and lost

Genuinely, they all look completely lost. How does that happen?!

After getting no-hit through 8 innings FOUR DAYS AGO, these scrubs have 1 hit through 6.

These guys are making me miss Austin Hays. Ramon Urias. Rio Ruiz, even! Just brutal to watch.

The Orioles have trailed at some point in 8 straight games.

The last game they never trailed is also the last time they led by more than 2 at any point: April 13 vs SF.

103 MPH out, jerk!

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The only way to enjoy Oriole games these days

You asked for it

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Perez has 43 and 70 MPH hits

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Once is a fluke, twice is a trend, three-plus times is WHERE THE HELL IS MY DRINK OF THE WEEK AND TWOBloosk??

Now a broken bat single?

Do I hear RBI duck fart??

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Cowser is completely broken. Nice job, nerds.

Terrible offenses in a derp-fest immediately

A 30 foot grounder is a hit in KC?

Well. I. Never.

LMFAO these idiots

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48K

"A decent starting salary aaaand, a stat describing 4 average games of offense for the Baltimore Orioles."

Also to be perfect when the offense never helps him out

So I'm not crazy...

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Woah putting the ball in play and forcing them to make a play worked

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Aaaaand now our Ace stinks too

Ben knowing exactly what a Vulcan Change is, but with no idea the origin of the term, while Kevin knows the origin, but had never heard of the pitch...

Is why we have the best booth 😂

On the one hand, wasting a Rogers start with an unserious lineup.

On the other, nobody can hit anyway.

Whatever. Let's see what happens.

That early Sam challenge was really critical. He wasn't able to challenge the first pitch on the Hoskins walk, which would have been overturned to 0-1.

Could have changed that whole inning. Gotta be smarter with those.

Pretty crazy that Helsley didn't even throw a splitter before this year and now it's a 110 Stuff+ whiff generator.

wheeeeeeeee!