I'm still $300 away if anyone can help

I'm desperately trying to pay rent for July, I need $700, if anyone can help my Venmo is betty_sparrow

I am trying to find a job but until then I really need help making rent. My Venmo is betty_sparrow if anyone would be able to help me out

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"I’d like to see the gay revolution get started… If a transvestite doesn’t say ‘I’m gay and I’m proud and I’m a transvestite,’ then nobody else is going to hop up there and say ‘I’m gay and I’m proud and I’m a transvestite’ for them.” - Marsha P. Johnson

This Thursday!

I’ll be going (trivia) rounds with your favorite #Missoula Comedians in this homage to the BBC panel show.

an AUDIENCE VOLUNTEER will be my team mate!

I’m going to look very handsome and we can smoke weed together in the alley after the show.

$10, 8pm at The Zacc Stage.

I feel like I would do so good at The Floor. It's just identifying things. I know what so many things look like. I'm looking at a thing right now.

My venmo is betty_sparrow if anyone is able to contribute to my moving fund. I'm moving on campus and need $600 for rent and I'm not even halfway there. Any amount helps!

The rest of the email says the ability to add a username will be implemented sometime soon. We were already allowed to do that? You literally called me Betty at the beginning of the email. Fuck you, doordash.

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

In high school I watched a movie at The Roxy and one of the trailers was for an Ethan Hawke movie. As soon as he appeared on screen, some guy in the audience really loudly said "holy shit it's Ethan Hawke!" Now, without fail, every time I see that man's face I have to say the exact thing.

The closed captions have been very incorrect this whole movie and it's improving the movie

The moon is amazing tonight

I think they need to make more Wishmaster movies

Big Fat Quiz Game Show | ZACC Thursday, March 13 // Door at 7:30 PM // Show at 8 PM // $10 // $15 Comedy Supporter Ticket // 18+   Missoula's only game show is back at the ZACC! Missoula's Big Fat Quiz takes a hilarious look back ...

Missoula! Thursday March 13th I'm hosting another game show! This time we're doing Big Fat Quiz. I'm working on my Jimmy Carr laugh now

Not to brag, but I had a big girl cry in the middle of class earlier 😎 people saw 😎

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

I had a really good birthday yesterday ☺️

In Bob's Burgers, there are shoe laces on the power lines in the front and back of the restaurant. I have my own fun little theory that Louise found out that burger grease sells really well in the towns black market and sells it when Bob is asleep. I turned 32 today.

I just picked up a doordash at the mall and saw a guy riding one of those kids scooters shaped like a unicorn, wearing a sweater that said "this is what patriotism looks like, if you don't like it you can leave"

They should make A Quiet Place 1 1/2, from the aliens perspective. Their voices are played by Nathan Lane, obviously.

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

I took a slight break from my replay of RDR2, and that made me realize I started that game as a way to take a break from Assassin's Creed Odyssey, which was my break from Alien Isolation, which was my break from a homework assignment that was due weeks ago. Anyway, I'm watching Bob's Burgers.

My family does a gift exchange game every year, and the rules are that it can't cost more than $30 and it needs to be "something that a man or woman can use" and I'm honestly thinking about bringing $30 worth of printer paper

I know this has become a running joke in my life at this point, but I think I want to change my name again 🤡

Fluffy Maine Coon cat with half his body hanging off of the bed

Truman still has no idea how big he is