my bank expects a more intimate relationship with me than I am willing to give

i saw a tiktok about how doomscrolling in childhood is a sign of having no hoes and i can't stop thinking about it

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

I keep forgetting to put some on 😔

No wonder my skin feels fried… the UV index rn is 12….

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”

Oh I absolutely would

I’m from Shreveport. I wrote about the tragic murders of these kiddos.

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I might be able to get yogurt again later this week… hehehe

Saw a classmate from uni but i felt too shy so i couldn’t say hi…

Secured

I changed jewelry recently and it only hit me now that the set i picked out is purple… garma color…

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Still thinking about char’s gelgoog… in the gachapon…

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

I. Redid it now I’m trying to save it…

This document is more than 50 pages please epson don’t hurt me like this 😭😭😭😭

Now the software on my computer is taking forever to load the scanned page?!?! Please it’s the second to the last page just load so i can scan the last one and be done with it 😭😭😭

My hairs so thick i put it in a claw and the back of my neck is so warm it’s like i had a fever

My printer treating me like a bitch baby asking me “did you remove the jammed paper?” And me having to answer yes or no on the screen… just let me scan bro i’m trying to do my job 😭

I’m still awake…

I was able to take my medicine but at what cost…

My dog woke me up an hour ago and I can’t go back to sleep…

Hell yeah Pablo Uchida Gundam Hathaway poster

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IT REAL

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I forgot i left him in a bag before i left so he’s been freed now

He’s taking my order

a big part of being 40 is having terrible neck pain and then spending increasingly large amounts of money in search of the perfect pillow

There’s also a spicy one which is also good but i like the original more