How’s everyone’s fat cocks today? #fcf

Trying to find my light for #humpday

can you believe the MTA decommissioned the classic orange seat cars?

Oops. Woke up with a big fat dick again .

Shiny new #fcf

cute gaymer bear couple in the Safeway parking lot and I’m like y’all could rawdog it right here kinda morning

Bro you could. In Portland our bathhouses occasionally host entertainment. You’d sell any place like that out, and it’d be better than Bette Midler.

Portland which gym is the horniest?

tugging down waistbands for #fatcockfriday

Is there a word for the remorse one feels upon having to shit bro’s kids back out?

Bi dudes are so cute. A no recip head dude popped into the cab of my truck last night and said, “we gonna exchange pleasantries or just get to this?” A gay guy would never.

in pdx and ready to recreate this 💦

been collecting loads for a bud in my tws if you’re into that

Dad bear piss

Pirate Klingons

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I need to be deeper in the witch internet. I’m reading about the seven eunuchs guardian Babalon with drawn swords as being referred to as sodomic dog priests and I just know there are some thelemic caged pups out there in some coven doing this shit.

double nut vid w sound just to feel something honestly 👻

girl book yourself a gig at your local amateur drag hour

🥵

Dudes bringing their dogs on the cruising trails at Rooster is absolutely unhinged.

Memories on the R train

How much cash do you think the sniffies bots actually bring in?

the balls are ballsin

when you think about the fact that whole milk is 3.25% milk tho…

A valentine made of cut out hearts and porn including a doily with an anatomical heart stamp and a dude sitting in a chair with a dick for a head. It says “FUCK MAN” in gold foil letters

My cute valentine 💌 from crafturbate with @stumptownstrokes.bsky.social tonight (which was kinda more like a craftkake at one point 🤔)

A screen cap of Elden Ring from the top of the Divine Tower of Linurnia where a player pursuing Ranni’s questline finds her original body burnt and tattered. Here the player is dressed in knights armor with a glintstone and azure crown holding an azure wand.

Doing Internal Family Systems work with my therapist and met a part of mine* today that felt just like finding the desicated body of Ranni the Witch.
*some long exiled loneliness

The way Lola Young makes texting my ex seem like the sexiest and clearly best possible option