Incredibly beautiful woman with a bitchy tiny handbag and a kindle has entered the restaurant alone on Valentine’s Day. I’m immediately obsessed with her. Please don’t let a man arrive for her in the next 15, I need this fantasy.

Stina blackstenius ballon d’or when

45 pages in I remain convinced Odium’s champion will either somehow be Adolin OR just like a random child so that Dalinar either wins but breaks his oaths to do so or surrenders

Hardback edition with decorated pages of the new Brandon Sanderson book, Wind and Truth, and it’s BIG.

The Tome hath arrived

Drag queen Trixie Mattel stares at a teddy bear with a blank, slightly scared, mostly confused look

Like maybe find something to say other than hurr durr wimen and gayz are BAD or better yet don’t say anything xxxx

Is football on bluesky yet I need to go somewhere where the replies to every single tweet aren’t just appalling violent bigotry for the sake of it

Please let the women’s football accounts migrate to bluesky and leave the men’s behind. I’m sick and tired of pretending to know what a ‘premier league’ is.

Had this account for 17 minutes and have seen zero hole. This really isn’t Twitter is it girlies.