Time to break out my favourite ever Viz strip.

It's extremely funny to me that the randomly dropped Fire Warrior Steam release carries this disclaimer about its old lore as if it's Disney apologizing for racist episodes of The Muppet Show.

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

what's Boris Johnson got to do with food allergies ?

A beige brick wall with a central section of mismatched bricks forming a patch-like rectangle, casting light shadows; conveys a sense of oddity.

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

lmao he's so fucking useless

Thank you my friend!

Its my birthday today. woo.

Saw a couple of pied wagtails on the dog walk today. Beautiful little things

Stretching any existing good jokes out even thinner is bound to make it better!

Americans really need to make their mind up, what are we the bland spiceless nation with no seasonings, or are we the weird nation with a wall of unknowable spices that are strange of foreign??

Like, I get all of these aren’t super common, but surely everyone should have Zaatar and Sumac??

Call me Dipshit, more like

Breaking news: Peter Mandelson has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office following claims he leaked confidential UK government memos to Jeffrey Epstein ft.trib.al/cRr1m4T

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY'RE SO FUCKING IGNORANT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

Americans really do have zero idea what Tourette's is, do they?

The winter Olympics is just a bit shit really. just a bunch of sliding about

It's so transparent how much the predatory, rapacious, nativist, reactionary forces inside the pol-hack class want the UK to be America now, completely at odds with the populace of this country.

I wish just one politician of note and stature would start calling out this toxic yankification.

Wargames Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

oh my god??

Sister's going to Japan for the 1st time on Monday. Jealous (and also looking forward to presents)

Our local candidate is some broccoli haired child in a shiny suit

Dog ripped up a Reform leaflet that came through the door. Good boy.

Have you not heard? He's a decent man. A decent man he is. Decent man. Decent. Man.

Finally got some painting mojo back. It's been months since I picked up a brush

He's resigning tomorrow then

Chappell Roan in Zero1 be like: "You'd have to stop the world just to stop the Matsunanga"

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Mayhem is Gaga's best album, right?