Pants and money again?

Cross pollination is what happens when a bee is grumpy

I can’t even be(e) mad at this one

energy bill's gone down and upgraded my phone contract to a cheaper monthly fee so im sure it wont be long until my landlord ups the rent by the amount extra I'm saving a month, if not more :)

Still can’t believe that [immediately forgets what point was]

Ffs

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

Armies famously throughout history never suffered from ailments or contagious diseases that reduced their efficiency. 👀

theonion.info

Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)

Send this to my brother who replies "Nothing more authentic than an emotion scheduled for 3.35pm"

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ Infowars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

Love wins.

Happy birthday, drugs

It really shouldn’t be

Cropped screenshot of bbc news article reading “Earlier, Downing Street suggested Starmer inadvertently misled Parliament over the process - No 10 made the suggestion earlier this afternoon”

Mate that’s your house. Why is your house calling you out on shit

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BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

“Being an ai ‘artist’ is like going thru a drive thru & saying you’re a chef.” So sick of hearing this bs. 🙄 It’s more like waiting for your neighbor to have DoorDash dropped off on their porch & then telling someone else to go steal it for you while you sit on the couch & decide your a 4 star chef.

A particularly good bit of sass I found in a reddit thread about unfinished fantasy novel series, posted by user "open_door_policy". Some context before I transcribe it: George R R Martin has written loads of books in the well-liked Song Of Ice And Fire series (you know, game of thrones) but has been taking a long while over the final two, and people are worried he won't live long enough to finish them, as he's pretty old now. Meanwhile "newcomer" Patrick Rothfuss made waves with "The Name of the Wind," the first in a trilogy called the Kingkiller Chronicles, followed it up with the first of its two sequels a couple of years later, and then, as far as I can tell, just stopped. The books came out in 2007 and 2011, and since then he's been engaging in an unusual campaign of telling everyone the third novel has been finished for ages but not releasing it, instead streaming videogames on twitch and occasionally causing controversy by doing fundraisers on the promise of releasing chapters from the anticipated book at certain monetary milestones. The fundraisers have been very successful, over a million in one case. I'll leave it to you to find evidence of him having released the chapters, I couldn't find any. This has caused what you might call a re-evaluation of Rothfuss' work, with the readers who were passionate fans of it 13 years ago having spent the intervening time growing older and expanding their reading experience, etc. So, back to the sass. Quote: "I know that Martin has indicated that if he passes before A Song Of Ice And Fire is finished, he didn't want anyone else to end the series. And I really do think that Rothfuss would be the perfect choice of author to not finish the series."

wohohoohh

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

Out of patience with cis queer people in charge of queer organisations who are quite happy to take funding to help trans people while calling us slurs or praising those who are harming us.

This isn't just about Stonewall.

It's worth considering those Stonewall chair's comments about Rowling as they seem to be intended - an olive branch to the GC community and a signal that Stonewall is one of the 'good ones' now.

There is literally no other reason to say what she said otherwise.

'we have got a testimony from one child saying they just scroll endlessly'

oh okay. so tell them to stop doing that. why do you have to sell off my privacy rights to palantir bcos one child told you some fucking bullshit one time?

poe-faced prick talking to mr. super mullet. what tl am i even in?

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

Alright Lisa. Go to any British high street. Stop the first person you meet and ask them if you think it needs more betting shops. Let me know how you get on.

Film 5: Predator 1987

BIG GUNS BIG ALIENS FUN TIMES ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

would have been cool to not show the spaceship at the beginning and just not let anyone know it’s an alien until the green blood and face reveal

*THE RoboCop

Film 4: The Thing 2011

ALSO GOOD BUT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE PUPPETS
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Film 3: The Thing 1982

SO GOOD SO GOREY LOVE A PUPPET ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

baffles me how ppl can't see that this is what's driving transphobia in the uk.

i think i've mentioned in the past that i think it's bcos gen x didn't grow up with the internet whereas millennials and zoomers did. it's why i oppose banning kids from social media. i think it offers an immunity.