Just think how much more beefy he will be in another two years. Some things are worth the weight.

Overheard: "I've seen straighter holes in Saugatuck"

Overheard: "His heart was in the right place, but his hands were NOT."

That corporations can build their own internal version of Claude Code, ChatGPT, etc and it will be "good enough". Hopefully, this means demand for data centers will crash and will bring down the prices of GPUs and RAM with it. Or I can make AI skeleton pr0n w/o using a Lake Erie's worth of water.

"Try the grey stuff, it's delicious*" *Offer not valid outside France.

Better than an hour late.

I remember when Sneakernet was the fastest way to do large file transfers.

I had such a fun time meeting @sirarcane.bsky.social at CLAW last week!! He had my whole body shaking 🫠🥵 I had to tap out at the end!

It was my pleasure.

Madonna had the best version of American Pie.

4th edition is the best tactical minis game that WoTC ever made

good dog. You deserve belly rubs.

You're burning vital calories moving that fork. Let me.

Hello, Mr. Ponds. Pleasure to meet you.

Goals.

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast:

Dozen scotch eggs perhaps?

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

Overheard "I used to think I just had impossibly high standards, turns out I'm demi-sexual"

Mostly packed for #CLAW26. Just need to haul the sling out of the basement.

If you aren't cutting Cheetos with a mini-guillotine, what are you even doing with your life?

It doesn't take much to make me happy. Multiple naked men in my home will do the trick.

For those following me hoping for a follow back, please be aware I have muted the URL's for JFF and OF. Any posts with links to those sites won't appear on my feed.

You could pay me. $250 million. I may be easy but I'm not cheap.

Do non-standard fonts and font sizes in business emails make anyone else itchy?

I was gonna bomb Iran, but I got high...

Keeping an eye on the book banners, I noticed that somehow their fear-stoking over zines of late has been effective in ways other book targeting has not.

It broke containment and grifters now talk about zones like they're improvised explosive devices.

Freak out a creep.
Make a zine.

Ordering the flaming cheese (OPA!) is probably a bad idea. Unless the film is The Towering Inferno.

Is it wrong to want a d20 with a mini-Rocky in it?

We shall have to see how I compare to your dilators. I've been told I'm above average. I have also been told I'm good with my fingers and tongue. 😉