You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Southern Poverty Law Center charged with defrauding donors with payments to extremist informants The Southern Poverty Law Center has been indicted on federal fraud charges alleging it improperly raised millions of dollars to pay informants to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan and other extremist groups...

The Southern Poverty Law Center was indicted Tuesday on federal fraud charges alleging it improperly raised millions of dollars to pay informants to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan and other extremist groups, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said. I have so many questions! apnews.com/article/sout...

Collins said the new InfoWars won't only poke fun at the far right. He sees it as an opportunity to go after all the "stupid" stuff on the internet and beyond — like influencers pushing beef tallow, van lifers who "shove 80 kids into the back of an RV and call it a house," and AI guys who "have the very mind virus that they think everyone else has." "We want Infowars to be a place where you strive to be instead of a psychopathic website where they sell supplements for your broken penis," Collins said. In his view, there was only one good thing Jones did with Infowars: "It's a great logo. It's a great name for what's going on, unfortunately."

Our plans:

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A line drive right in his goose.

I'll let myself out.

Best babysitter ❤️

Backwards planning?

I'll be right over.

Meanwhile, the windows are darkly-tinted so you can't see where the person driving is looking.

I think many guys have that memory of a girl you really liked and was draping herself all over you and you just couldn't figure out how to get her to like you. Yep, dumb.

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

Just In: Tiger Woods is eyed as next FBI Director.

If journalists had any integrity and courage, they would boycott the White House Correspondents Dinner. It should be as empty as a TPUSA event.

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Great Question, Winona.......

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

You're basically Senator Susan Collins.

Who get's the appeal?

If he likes pineapple I might start attending Mass again.

Screaming Eagle?

Sofa king good.

I see what you did there.

Are testicles next?

Do you do bathroom renovations too? Asking for a friend.

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Daily reminders of their malevolence does it for me.

Bitterly divided between fascist Trump appointees and previous judges trying to uphold our Constitution and rule of law.

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fancy vacation condos