academic voice

an image that reads "your butthole is thought about"

positive affirmations to send to your homies

looooooollllll jfc

if you went to bed earlier the best sleep would happen from like 4 to 8 da—- NO

I really dodged a bullet by going into………… rock and roll haha

why does the very best sleep happen from 7 to 10 am

maybe I shoulda gone into architecture

I love blender I am so good at blender

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

The end of BART? Inside the Bay Area's transit crisis YouTube video by The San Francisco Standard

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS

The Digimon movie is such a tire fire in general, I love telling people about it but I always feel myself getting crazy eyes

It's nightmarish, also I only know it from the Digimon Movie Incident

Today is 04/18
Watch out for packs of Buis 👀🧡

Happy 4/18~!!! 💦 💦 💦

Sleepyhead is... Weird. YouTube video by Ego Dip

I've never really tried working with loops and samples but it really is a magical craft

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Bottle of reds, a bottle of whites
Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight
I'll meet you anytime you want
In *our* Italian restaurant

I looked at a recipe site from 1996 today and it loaded so fast I thought something was broken

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

A drawing of a book titled “Beside Myself: meeting my clone for the first time”

A drawing of a book titled “B-Side Myself: Adjacent to greatness.” A corner inset reads “with 45 single (with two B-sides)”

A drawing of a book titled “Beside Myshelf: Shelving made easy”

ever closer to succeeding in doing a Blender thing but tonight is not it

I'll just do one little thing in Blender aaaand oops it's 5am

fuck it got a 3 pack
also promo code USAGOLD saves fifty bucks, thanks google

But my current crew is mostly about Kirkwood so I am leaning towards a tahoe local pass plus 2 or 4 days at ikon but oh my GOD it's so much stupid fucking money I hate it I hate it

this year I got a four pack at each and pathetically only skied 2 out of 8 days because getting to tahoe is actually kind of a pain in the ass

I got 72 minutes to pick

godddddddd fuck the ski pass monopoly

An illustration of Huckle Cat as a streaming gamer. Text reads “A streaming cat just got a follower notification. His stream is very active tonight.”

A Busy streamer