Doctor to patient: "Try to reduce your stress level, and if you somehow succeed please let me know how in God's name you did it."

I thought this felt relatable

RFK Jr: "Why would I ever reject a drug that worked? What kind of perverse motive are you ascribing to me?"

Pentagon details record $1.5 trillion budget request The nearly 50 percent jump in spending would fund many of President Donald Trump’s new military projects, but the request has to get through a skeptical Congress.

The Pentagon budget is already bloated. It has repeatedly failed to pass an audit.

And now Trump’s war is enriching defense contractors even more. We must not give Hegseth this huge slush fund. He has no idea what he is doing.

Donald Trump appears to have missed—or is delaying—his 2026 physical, with no schedule or results released.

At the same time, his behavior is raising concerns—even among some right-wing outlets.

The silence is deafening.

Trump math working it’s magic yet again:

Trump Rx: $200 for protonix

Costco: $16 for pantoprazole, the generic equivalent

They think you're stupid.

🔥

Sorry, he's saying it "weakens our warfighting capabilities" to ensure our soldiers don't get the flu all at once—taking them off the battlefield?

Make this make sense. It seems reality is the *opposite* of what he describes. Sounds to me like he just wants anti-vaxxer troops to flood our military.

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

Jerusalem Post: Despite a “ceasefire” the IDF is giving orders to open fire on everyone in Southern Lebanon trying to go home — “Even if the person is unarmed… based on the idea that there are no civilians left in Southern Lebanon.”

www.jpost.com/middle-east/...

Perfect that they scheduled it during Happy Hour.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

CHRIS WRIGHT: Energy prices are still well lower than they were in middle of the Biden adminis--

CANTWELL: I want to stop you right there. There is nobody in the Northwest who thinks that. Not when they wake up & airline flights are being canceled because of high fuel costs. No one thinks it's okay

Israeli soldiers using sexual assault to force Palestinians out of West Bank, report says Experts say attacks, also carried out by settlers, are leading girls to quit school and enter early marriages

More than 70% of displaced Palestinian households in the occupied West Bank identified threats to women & children — particularly sexualised violence — as the decisive reason for leaving their communities.

Israel uses sexual violence as a weapon to force Palestinians from their homes
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“It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”

- Harry Truman

As Trump proves often, the reverse of this is also true.

It’s amazing how much you can fuck things up when the only thing you care about is getting the credit.

Trump still has no plan to reimburse the American people for his illegal tariff taxes.

American families paid $1,700 more because of these taxes.

When will they get the relief they're owed?

www.bbc.com/news/article...

A clip from The New York Times reads: "But only the entities that officially paid the tariffs are eligible to recover that money. That means that the fuller universe of people affected by Mr. Trump’s policies — including millions of Americans who paid higher prices for the products they bought — are not able to apply for direct relief. The extent to which consumers realize any gain hinges on whether businesses share the proceeds, something that few have publicly committed to do. Some have started to band together in class-action lawsuits in the hopes of receiving a payout."

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

“I’m” winning the war

Me me me me me

The malignant narcissist can’t help himself

Outrage over Israeli soldier's vandalism of Jesus statue in Lebanon The Israeli military says it views with "great severity" the actions of the soldier, as the US ambassador demands "swift" consequences.

Outrage over Israeli soldier's vandalism of Jesus statue in Lebanon

RFK was caught lying again.

About wanting to re-parent black children.

The US has the worst Health Secretary to go with the worst health care system...

www.msn.com/en-au/news/o...

During #ConfederateHeritageMonth I like to mock losers and traitors, so I love telling the internet about the time Virginia lost a battle flag to Minnesota, who refuses to give it back to the losers. READ: open.substack.com/pub/sonsoflibertyofficia...

Former FBI Deputy Director Responds to Kash Patel's Alleged Drinking Problem Patel denies the allegations and has filed a lawsuit against The Atlantic and staff writer Sarah Fitzpatrick

TODAY: Kash Patel just filed his defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic. I spoke with former Deputy Director of the FBI Andy McCabe about the article. Patel denies the allegations. You can watch here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/former-fbi...

Wage growth is slowing. Inflation is on the rise. Consumer sentiment has hit a record low. Millions are struggling to make ends meet.

But corporate profits have skyrocketed despite massive layoffs and the stock market is up.

New "golden age" for who exactly?

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for

Israel is "PROHIBITED" by the US from bombing Lebanon, says Donald Trump.

It underlines a basic fact:

Israel's genocide and war crimes could be stopped at any moment by any US president.

Is that bad? Seems bad

US Southern Command: On April 19, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED

We murdered three more people in boats today

Kash Patel went on Fox News this morning and promised arrests are coming “this week” over the “rigged 2020 election.” We’ve heard this for five years. Courts threw it out. Trump’s own Justice Department threw it out.