Sensational just for the caption!

Imma tear lines in the seams of my Levi's
With a stack thicker than Nicki Minaj behind
—Pete & Bas

What was it about the date that made it so invigorating?

A man sits by the road holding a cup of soft serve vanilla ice cream topped with M&Ms

TBF I had been warned

I’m sure you’re doing great! I just find a woman who can handle her tools verrry sexy rrrr 😅

Hole facing upwards 🤭

Ahhh Lake Tahoe is so beautiful 😍 🗻

It was pure speculation for me. I don’t think it was an actual word!

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Damn requires face verification too bad. You’ll just have to imagine 🤭

Ok FINE I’ll go put on my floral frillies just to give you some competition!

Jordan vs Algeria (very random lol), and Australia vs Paraguay (with a bunch of Aussies, so it should be a blast!)

Have you heard the wild parrots yet?? 🦜🦜

If it’s any help I did much worse in one of those when I was younger and I have yet to be punished? Unless mild arthritis is a punishment. Then yes, I have learned my lesson.

Are you going to any games??

Yummm 😋 Meringue is definitely an S-tier foodstuff! My party trick used to be individual Baked Alaskas. Bit of a faff but popular!

What’s your fave thing to bake when you’re trying to impress someone?

Sames! Being a people-pleaser has many great benefits! But self-care often isn’t one of them.

Believe it or not, but foreplay? Flirting, teasing, great kissing…I book longer sessions precisely to allow for such shenanigans 🤭 And the best of the best give as good as they receive!

Well that’s not really a gift. That’s a transaction. And there’s nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re clear about it. The intent is different.

I looove buying (and receiving hehe) gifts! Doesn’t have to be a grand gesture, just a little thing that says “I see you 🥰”

Take me, take my tax credits!

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Guys…c’mon. Make an effort. If you’ve never had to think about your personal hygiene before, just know that showing up clean & fresh from top to bottom (literally) makes everything 10x better for everyone!

Be everything you’d want your companion to be, plus like 10% more.

+1 to this. Social media presence and a Proton email address are big pluses for me. Annoying that Tryst won’t let you filter for that.

DO NOT MAKE CRUMBS

“A” for new friends or folks where the chemistry takes time to build.

“B” is fun when you know each other well enough to just dive in :> Plus it’s kinda hot to go out to some late night dive-diner in your glad rags for dishevelled, post-party munchies! (5 Point Cafe in Belltown is great!)

But they feel so goooodddd

Ahaha well alas there are no 24hr/late-night diners around where I live! Got any recs for NYC for my next visit?

How about a midnight Denny’s run?

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One of my fave thing is strutting out on the town with a stunning lass on my arm, knowing that I’m the one that gets to take her home later 😏

Mine is indeed from a framed picture, so I guess I’m busted!