Ok - so, we’ve got a cartoon of a very long table full of people titled “Everyone at the Dinner Party”
Each person has a little annotation and an arrow pointing to them, while they generally do the thing that’s written about them - any extra visuals I’ll add in parentheses. Ok - let’s go!
The Friend pretending to know about wine because they went to a wine tasting once.
The Friend who IS going to show you a picture of their dog.
(Standing, with a carton of beer over their head is) The Friend who thought this was a house party and arrived at midnight.
The Friend who nobody really wanted to come but it would be weird if they weren’t invited. (This person has two glasses of wine)
The really shit fork that nobody wants (This is the only fork on the table with three prongs)
The Friend who will tell you the best way to roast potatoes while eating your potatoes (This person is saying “Bla Bla Bla Duck Fat…”)
The Smokers who everyone pretends to be disgusted by but is secretly jealous of their ability to regularly extricate themselves. (The arrows here are pointing to two empty seats)
The Friend whose story is STILL inexplicably going. (They’re saying “And then, wait for this bit…)
The Friend who is only able to talk about that one tv show. (“You haven’t seen it?!”
The Friend with a bit of a messiah complex. (This character is positioned in the middle of the table, a nod to The Last Supper of course - he is also the only one that has a water jug suspiciously full of wine in front of him)
Second cheapest bottle of wine that everyone bought from the shop.
The Friend who is quickly going to check their phone.
The Friend who is going to spend the majority of the dinner complaining how ‘phones ruin dinner’. (This friend is staring at the phone checking friend)
(Note: There’s a vase with three flowers in it on the table here - remember that)
The rival ‘Best Potato Salads’ that nobody was asked to bring.
The new boyfriend who seemed ok at first but is now weirding everyone out. (“Want to hear more about how much better natural wine is?”)
The Friend who interrupts everyone’s story with their own better version of the same story.
The Friend googling everything to show everyone that… “Aaaah, actually…”.
The Friend who was all like “Oh my god, yes! I’ll absolutely be there. (Again, this arrow is pointing to an empty seat)
The awkward bench seat two guests will stoically share.
Person who’s made it their one mission to befriend the disinterested cat. (This person is hovering over the cat)
The Cat, who is absolutely furious about all this.
(Note: At this point, the table ends and we continue through a door and into the kitchen)
The Friend who is offering to do the dishes just so they can escape everyone at the table.
The two friends who wished they’d thought of that (the washing up), so are now sharing the one-person drying job.
(At the end of the kitchen bench, a solitary figure sits on the bench, helping themselves to a bottle of wine, they are of course…) The host, who might be regretting all this.
(Note: we now move out through the back door and into the fire escape, the door here has been propped open by a flower pot missing three flowers that’s been dragged into place. It is here that we find the two smokers, enjoying a cigarette in relaxed silence.
The end.
“Everyone at the Dinner Party”
Very happy to say I’ve finally managed to format this so it’s actually legible here. So, jump on in and see if you can find yourself! Enjoy.