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So we’ve got a little illustration I’ve drawn of a daily newspaper but it’s a headline saying “For Fuck’s Sake What Now?!” With a little picture of a Trump looking figure under the headline, embedded in an extensive article covering the latest unhinged bullshit.

So we’ve got a little illustration I’ve drawn of a daily newspaper but it’s a headline saying “For Fuck’s Sake What Now?!” With a little picture of a Trump looking figure under the headline, embedded in an extensive article covering the latest unhinged bullshit.

Kills me that I drew this a year ago and it’s now more appropriate than ever…

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Hyping up the possibility of genocidal war crimes like you’re promo’ing a season finale of The Bachelor. Utterly unhinged behaviour.

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Been in the northern hemisphere a decade now and it still looks upside sign to my Australian brain!

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Artemis II Tracker — Live Mission Control Real-time mission control dashboard tracking NASA's Artemis II crewed lunar flyby. Live telemetry, DSN comms, orbit visualization, and crew activities.

There's a nice #Artemis II mission tracker here: artemis.cdnspace.ca

LOTS of data about its current position, crew activities, and whether or not the toilet is currently "Go"

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A shot of the core stage separation for Artemis II take from the inside the rocket looking out.

A shot of the core stage separation for Artemis II take from the inside the rocket looking out.

OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT.

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Omg do you guys ever think and then you’re all like ‘oh no, fuck’?

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Oh this is perfect.

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Good luck! I’ve lived with Goose for a year now and still get nothin’!

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Everyone At The Dinner Party. I've finally got this one on paper!  It's a huge one too - 120cm by 20cm! (Or for you Americans, about 4ft long!) To mind, I think it's a great artwork to have in the kitchen, but you can put it anywh...

And of course, would be a bad artist if I didn’t give the shop a shout out - you can get the full 120cm (4 ft) print right here:
instachaaz.shop/products/eve...

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Ok - so, we’ve got a cartoon of a very long table full of people titled “Everyone at the Dinner Party”

Each person has a little annotation and an arrow pointing to them, while they generally do the thing that’s written about them - any extra visuals I’ll add in parentheses. Ok - let’s go! 

The Friend pretending to know about wine because they went to a wine tasting once.

The Friend who IS going to show you a picture of their dog.

(Standing, with a carton of beer over their head is) The Friend who thought this was a house party and arrived at midnight. 

The Friend who nobody really wanted to come but it would be weird if they weren’t invited. (This person has two glasses of wine)

The really shit fork that nobody wants (This is the only fork on the table with three prongs)

The Friend who will tell you the best way to roast potatoes while eating your potatoes (This person is saying “Bla Bla Bla Duck Fat…”)

The Smokers who everyone pretends to be disgusted by but is secretly jealous of their ability to regularly extricate themselves. (The arrows here are pointing to two empty seats)

Ok - so, we’ve got a cartoon of a very long table full of people titled “Everyone at the Dinner Party” Each person has a little annotation and an arrow pointing to them, while they generally do the thing that’s written about them - any extra visuals I’ll add in parentheses. Ok - let’s go! The Friend pretending to know about wine because they went to a wine tasting once. The Friend who IS going to show you a picture of their dog. (Standing, with a carton of beer over their head is) The Friend who thought this was a house party and arrived at midnight. The Friend who nobody really wanted to come but it would be weird if they weren’t invited. (This person has two glasses of wine) The really shit fork that nobody wants (This is the only fork on the table with three prongs) The Friend who will tell you the best way to roast potatoes while eating your potatoes (This person is saying “Bla Bla Bla Duck Fat…”) The Smokers who everyone pretends to be disgusted by but is secretly jealous of their ability to regularly extricate themselves. (The arrows here are pointing to two empty seats)

The Friend whose story is STILL inexplicably going. (They’re saying “And then, wait for this bit…)

The Friend who is only able to talk about that one tv show. (“You haven’t seen it?!”

The Friend with a bit of a messiah complex. (This character is positioned in the middle of the table, a nod to The Last Supper of course - he is also the only one that has a water jug suspiciously full of wine in front of him) 

Second cheapest bottle of wine that everyone bought from the shop.

The Friend who is quickly going to check their phone.

The Friend who is going to spend the majority of the dinner complaining how ‘phones ruin dinner’. (This friend is staring at the phone checking friend)

(Note: There’s a vase with three flowers in it on the table here - remember that)

The rival ‘Best Potato Salads’ that nobody was asked to bring.

The new boyfriend who seemed ok at first but is now weirding everyone out. (“Want to hear more about how much better natural wine is?”)

The Friend whose story is STILL inexplicably going. (They’re saying “And then, wait for this bit…) The Friend who is only able to talk about that one tv show. (“You haven’t seen it?!” The Friend with a bit of a messiah complex. (This character is positioned in the middle of the table, a nod to The Last Supper of course - he is also the only one that has a water jug suspiciously full of wine in front of him) Second cheapest bottle of wine that everyone bought from the shop. The Friend who is quickly going to check their phone. The Friend who is going to spend the majority of the dinner complaining how ‘phones ruin dinner’. (This friend is staring at the phone checking friend) (Note: There’s a vase with three flowers in it on the table here - remember that) The rival ‘Best Potato Salads’ that nobody was asked to bring. The new boyfriend who seemed ok at first but is now weirding everyone out. (“Want to hear more about how much better natural wine is?”)

The Friend who interrupts everyone’s story with their own better version of the same story.

The Friend googling everything to show everyone that… “Aaaah, actually…”.

The Friend who was all like “Oh my god, yes! I’ll absolutely be there. (Again, this arrow is pointing to an empty seat)

The awkward bench seat two guests will stoically share.

Person who’s made it their one mission to befriend the disinterested cat. (This person is hovering over the cat)

The Cat, who is absolutely furious about all this.

(Note: At this point, the table ends and we continue through a door and into the kitchen)

The Friend who is offering to do the dishes just so they can escape everyone at the table.

The Friend who interrupts everyone’s story with their own better version of the same story. The Friend googling everything to show everyone that… “Aaaah, actually…”. The Friend who was all like “Oh my god, yes! I’ll absolutely be there. (Again, this arrow is pointing to an empty seat) The awkward bench seat two guests will stoically share. Person who’s made it their one mission to befriend the disinterested cat. (This person is hovering over the cat) The Cat, who is absolutely furious about all this. (Note: At this point, the table ends and we continue through a door and into the kitchen) The Friend who is offering to do the dishes just so they can escape everyone at the table.

The two friends who wished they’d thought of that (the washing up), so are now sharing the one-person drying job.

(At the end of the kitchen bench, a solitary figure sits on the bench, helping themselves to a bottle of wine, they are of course…) The host, who might be regretting all this.

(Note: we now move out through the back door and into the fire escape, the door here has been propped open by a flower pot missing three flowers that’s been dragged into place. It is here that we find the two smokers, enjoying a cigarette in relaxed silence. 

The end.

The two friends who wished they’d thought of that (the washing up), so are now sharing the one-person drying job. (At the end of the kitchen bench, a solitary figure sits on the bench, helping themselves to a bottle of wine, they are of course…) The host, who might be regretting all this. (Note: we now move out through the back door and into the fire escape, the door here has been propped open by a flower pot missing three flowers that’s been dragged into place. It is here that we find the two smokers, enjoying a cigarette in relaxed silence. The end.

“Everyone at the Dinner Party”

Very happy to say I’ve finally managed to format this so it’s actually legible here. So, jump on in and see if you can find yourself! Enjoy.

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Wow! Excellent remembering and then tracking down of the original! Thanks!!!

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It’s hilarious/infuriating that it’s so obvious when he’s recently learnt a new fact like, say, the difference between Tehran and Iran.

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Pre having a dog I used to be so impressed with people who had incredibly well trained dogs…

…now I tell myself those dogs probably have no personality as my absolute legend of a dog chases a bee into incoming traffic.

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My latest work for @kagi.com! Really happy with this drawing, easily one of my favourites.

Also, it’s an absolute joy creating work and collaborating with them, so nice to work with a company that’s genuinely pushing to make the internet a better place!

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Everyone At The Dinner Party. I've finally got this one on paper!  It's a huge one too - 119cm by 18cm! (Or for you Americans, 46.8 x 7 inches) To mind, I think it's a great artwork to have in the kitchen, but you can put it anywh...

Gotta love creating a comic that just doesn’t work as a single social media image. Here’s a link to it up on the shop! really happy with how it all turned out! (1.2m or 4ft long!)
instachaaz.shop/products/eve...

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In the uk it’s either the wine with the chicken on it or the good ol’Casillero del Diablo. Just wondering if there’s a U.S. equivalent. Cheers!

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Hey Americans, drawing a comic and need some info for my research. What’s the ubiquitous go-to cheap bottle of wine everyone brings to a dinner party in your late 20’s/30’s?

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Oooh, double ‘pull back and reveal’ those are rare. 🙌

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That joy of getting the first number of your passcode wrong, so then you just free jazz out the rest of it to reset it.

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…and how long has it been there?!

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Sure it’s impressive that astronomers can look at a planet a million light years away and ascertaining what the atmosphere is…

But have they ever tried looking at my dog in the dark distance and working out if they’re doing a poo or eating something they shouldn’t be?

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If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

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Being a wedding officiant is so exhausting like i constantly have to remind the couple that this is MY day

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The overton window but applied to how much your dog smells.

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Oh my god lol

This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how

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I realize that "Orwellian" is over used but come on.

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We all assume that curtained off ‘situation room’ is like smack bang in the middle of a dining room full of golfers enjoying a meal right?

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I’ve drawn a newspaper, and it’s called ‘The Daily News’ and the headline says “ For Fuck’s Sake, What Now?!’ and there’s an article below it with a picture of a guy in a big red tie and shit hair. Actually a pretty good drawing of a newspaper to be honest, really happy with it. Its got an imperceptible beige to it and I even did some nice shadows and everything. Nailed it.

I’ve drawn a newspaper, and it’s called ‘The Daily News’ and the headline says “ For Fuck’s Sake, What Now?!’ and there’s an article below it with a picture of a guy in a big red tie and shit hair. Actually a pretty good drawing of a newspaper to be honest, really happy with it. Its got an imperceptible beige to it and I even did some nice shadows and everything. Nailed it.

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The best music ever made was the music that came out when you were between the ages of 13 and 17.

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Anyway, the A1 poster (was always an A1 landscape poster wasn’t it?) complete with Machu Picchu, Lake Titicaca, Christ the Redeemer and a list of all-inclusive package deals looked bloody amazing!

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