uhhhhhh

i wonder if mace knows how many hot dogs have been eaten in their room #menaceS10 #smoovecelebration

"i just need my 6inch turkey on herb and cheese" "i just need my meatball marinara" #menaceS10 #smoovecelebration

I am, now more than ever, recruitable to your radical cause.

cheese and ramp biscuits

people: why don't u trust men?

me: decades of qualitative research?

my first first author publication will be an encyclopedia entry.

extremely on brand for me

snacks please

@czinner.bsky.social: "we have our own moth man now!" @cinderarcher.bsky.social, wistfully: "and he's fuckable..." #meanceS10

lots of @finalradio.bsky.social chat in our meeting tonight

@chilisunrise.com: "there's so much BEQUEATH" [in your friendsgroup]
@anais-nin.bsky.social: "i didn't do that to them!!!" #menaceS10

assign it like a chore!

i came to my campus on a saturday and because it's a commuter campus located on a mountain there is no one here so i get to hang out in my favourite place to work (the dairy queen style 90's solarium area) IN SILENCE, TOTALLY ALONE

I'M CHURNIN'

me 1 hour ago: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I STOP FLAILING AROUND SHUFFLING PAPERS AND CLICKING ON THINGS

me 55 minutes ago: lmao i did not take any of the medication that i put in my pocket so i could take it before i left the house

idk sounds fake i remain skeptical

treading so much fucking water rn

😔

was there a fortune in it?? 👀

the infinite jest reading group has met once, and we've all decided we need to stage hamlet on zoom together as supplementary material. so uhhhh if anyone wants to come to the queerest, most ramshackle performance of hamlet, let me know #menaceS10 #infinitemenace

😔

the worst part of that game! i want people to come out and play that ransom notes game because i think its a bit flavoured like that but more artistic potentially???

i'm taking tick damage but usually my favourite idiots help me out with that!

BLUESKY. DRAFTS. WHEN????

groceries are so expensive i want to kms lol

hello lets be friends please one (1) friend

me in my grad program

YESSSSSSSSS

"do you like that? do you like the hole in the middle?" #menaceS9