Oh nice! Great job. Thank you.

Hear me out, a drive-thru sperm bank called 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦, 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘎𝘰.

i meant to eat a handful of blueberries but i accidentally on purpose ate a sleeve of Oreos oopsy my bad 😬

oh noooo my nemesis is wearing those smart glasses where he can literally see into my soul jokes on him i don’t have a soul im a vampire boo hold on that’s a ghost i mean bwah haha no wait that’s a villain maybe grrrr nope lion what about ah-OOH-ga ugh no that’s a cartoon character how about

Appreciate this. Thanks ☺️

Nobody told me these suspenders were going to give me cameltoe

I saw four goth kids were sitting outside against the brick wall of a CVS yesterday like they were waiting for The Cure

✨✨ Keep pushing ✨✨ 🕯️🕯️
Cheese is sliding off his cracker

Metabolizing varietal alkaloid prayers.

Take me out tonight. With a shovel to the back of the head.

You seem likeable, what's the catch?

My Bluesky is acting a little odd today...

I’m a hard working lazy person.

minimalist, high-contrast style of painter Javier Mayoral, also known as "Pulp Brother". Illustration of a male figure lifting another figure up with their legs wrapped around him. In black, white, grey shading.

Javier Mayoral (Pulp Brother)
(Acrylic paint)

Filed my tax return. It is much easier when you're poor.

I want deep conversations, mutual respect, and also someone to make out with aggressively

Dad bod season is upon us

had a dream I met some moots irl. all of a sudden i realized they were looking at me funny. i had interrupted something 😬 so I went to sit in front of a mirror and stared at myself eating a hard boiled egg.

My daisy has never whoopsied.

Just another manic Tuesday

Ty.

That's great!

Oh nice! I always smoked outside I hated smoking in the summer HOT heat. Did I say hot!?

Well, it gets easier yet sometimes Out of nowhere I want a cigarette but the thoughts have subsided a lot.

Thanks Frenchy 😚

Ohhh I may be. 😆😚

Doing great. Tysm

Tysm.

Awww, thanks. 😉