I have identified at least two genders that food can have: nibbles and slop. The blender is a tool for transing nibbles into slop

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When your arm is getting tired but they're about to cum

Cheqout's Gun. If it is shown in the first act, then by the third act it must UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA

Pokemon truce maker be like "Let flygons be flygons"

After checking my bank balance, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am no longer feeling Miku Miku ooweeoo

Seducing strangers just to see what the inside of their house looks like. C'mon, whatchu hidin' in there, anything cool?

Just forgot that the normal way to exit an encounter with a cashier is "have a nice day" and I just said "nyoom" out loud and ran away

Brb bringing a plucked chicken into parliament to show them what a man looks like

Just thought about quicksaving before biting into my cookie in case it hurt my teeth as if save scumming is a thing in real life

The Meyer's briggs personality test is too complicated. Let's simplify it down to one axis. Pinky? Or brain?

Nice! Well done! It's really hard not to have a cheeky little smoke when life gets tough

Your unquenchable thirst is a majority reason for watching your videos for me. That and to be reminded what I should never do with a boat

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It ain't easy bein' a fish turnin' tricks.
*Takes big drag of cigarette*
But the slammin' salmon pays the bills

The reason venting works when you're angry is because it lets whatever crawled up your ass escape while you're distracted

#TruthBomb

How I be sitting on the kitchen counter top while chatting utter bollocks

@jacobgeller.com thanks for putting the nebula reminder at the beginning of the video. I keep forgetting to watch things on it

I'm going absolutely feral over my hunter. I need her to beckon me over to cuddle and call me a silly girl for being shy

My wife putting me (I'm a fish) in her coat pocket and consulting me like a pocket watch when she tries to make decisions

They're roomates and the apartment is my skull

Holy shit, the Sex Ed Hulk?

Omg their little face 🥺aaaaaaaaaaa

I would literally kill myself

A trans girl top with E.D. and paranoia? Don'tcha mean a girl with ✨thrust issues✨?

Got that non-binary ketamine. Catch me in the they-hole

On that weed that makes me want a bedtime story

Saw a trampoline flipped over and it gave me an idea

This may be the second guy I've ever seen who has very obviously gotten his sex ed from hentai