Blazers ownership will now allow each team member two (2) extra munchkins* tomorrow
*powdered only, and all future donut orders may be canceled in the event the munchkin limit is not respected
i think if i did something cool and then kickstart my heart started blaring i would find the nearest f-150 and do lateral raises with it
hi eddie
structure? i hardly know her
as a wise man once said, music make me lose control
there is no hope for me on this blue marble. i'm sorry to everyone near me; you deserve better
I just realized the kids would say that he got a ticket for aura farming
If I tried hard I could sort of imagine how Standing On A Sidewalk could almost be thought of as a nearly citation-like activity if he were a 6'8 450 nose tackle. However he's 5'9 170. He seems very navigable. Then again I guess he should be playing corner if he's that hard to make it past
The full McDonalds segment in which Charles Barkley brings up the Ice Spice incident and they show the security cam video. The studio crew is loving this
my biggest complaint about wrestlemania is that no one put mcafee through the stretcher
I'm dying at this
It did keep me up until 4:30 and it was totally worth my time
youtu.be/Ie1qFWFYm-8?...
i trust this implicitly enough to post it even though I'm 8 seconds in
yt algo serves 94 minute video entitled "Nascar's Most Chaotic Driver"
click it and Last Surprise starts playing
girls and boys, i think we're in for the long haul here
I’m absolutely dying at this dude reviewing a nearby place and mentioning “the guilt free fried chicken salad”
unfortunately it looks like LIV Golf (June 9 2022-reportedly April 15 2026, 1406 days) is going to come up a few months short of the Confederacy (Feb. 8 1861-May 9 1865, 1551 days)
youtu.be/4Diu2N8TGKA?...
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.
i opened this video with a HR of 46 lmao
DUNKIN® JIU-JITSU
it’s still possible to feel patriotic in this country
i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay
banger
the closest thing to value i provide to the planet is a rallying party for everyone to group up and hate
when i die, the in-person party started by everyone who hates me will far, far outsize the group that mourn from afar
every single community i join, any activity i try, any time i appear in public is just a race to see how long it'll be until everyone hates me and i realize that i'm the worst person to ever attempt it
the only close thing to a skill i'll ever have is making people angry that i'm present
just an irredeemable piece of trashthat should be buried in an unmarked grave
Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.
