people like this also fail to consider the joy of an overpriced airport beer

I need to know which of you sickos actually likes endnotes?? Why are we as a discipline continuing to allow this inhumane practice

Solidarity 😭🫡

This is where we’re at with my current job!! Counting the days

2/5 of these are true though

Marvins Room YouTube video by Drake - Topic

Drake walked so Midwest emo bands could run apparently youtu.be/JDb3ZZD4bA0?...

notice how they never appoint someone as Mrs. 🙄

there are some job market (etc.) grudges I'll happily be maintaining as an emerita in my 80s. til death do us part

never been more proud to be an American, a true country of haters

I am so incredibly excited to share that next fall I will be an Assistant Professor of Philosophy at Macalester College. I feel so insanely lucky that I landed such a great position AND that said position is in my hometown of St. Paul, MN!!!!!

as a philosopher of psychiatry I can declare it official if you like (would be about as scientific/legit as the actual diagnostic process anyway)

Some people don’t seem to know this but if your department is running an internal search you actually *don’t* need to advertise the job ad on your social media for your sham search to reach an even wider audience of suckers

the Spiders Georg of getting teabagged

they've got whatever this is going on too. truly a reporting thread darling

Eternal sunshine holds up btw

Niche complaint: when you’re a small person the gate agents always think your carry on is bigger than it is because it looks bigger proportionally! Girl I know this is a regional jet but you let on several people with the same exact size suitcase before me without a pink tag I’m just small™️

When BL is posting "Abolish ICE" without any qualifiers you know things have gotten bad

anyone can be a philosopher of AI if you squint enough

This might be the right amount of content to try to tackle! Thanks!

Ooh these are good, thank you!

The audience would be 10-20 bright liberal arts students, but they won’t necessarily have any background in philosophy of mind in particular. Trying to avoid the overly obvious (what is it like to be a bat, Mary in the room, etc.).

Anyone have any suggestions of topics for a 30-minute teaching demo in phil mind? I’m hoping to find a topic that could be accessible without being able to assign them any reading (or possibly a fairly short reading) and that would be conducive to discussion, small group work, etc.

If only there were some role in society, a profession maybe, where someone could publicly, persistently ask leaders hard questions to make them explain themselves…

We need to give the TT jobs to the smartest high school seniors. I’ve been saying this

once had to let an uber driver down by saying I was not, in fact, learning how to speak to the dead while studying metaphysics at UT Austin

Best way to fight clutter on the reporting thread is to add to it with whiny meta discussions

Congrats to Mr. GRLpGpAG!

missed the original cheekbones boobs tweet apparently but if this is true I wanted to note that for many an increase in cheekbones is correlated with a decrease in boobs (and vice versa) w/ weight fluctuation. Really makes you think

on the eve of october 15th, about time for my yearly sad musing where i try to add up all the wasted time and energy by all the super talented people who could be writing cool stuff and are instead writing a bunch of cover letters yet again

Lenin clearly knew nothing about women’s fashion because petite sizing starts at 5’4”