This just gave me heart palpitations whilst boarding a plane

Very happy to see this. It’s a public service to drive any engagement away from Mecha Hitler.

Also might feel like a public service to drive any engagement away from QPR come mid October.

What’s your guys opinion on the state of modern commentary? Utd vs Lyon was an objectively epic match of football, one that people will go back and watch highlights of. Do you think we’re in danger of ruining compelling football with this very subjective FanZone style commentary overlaying it?

What’s Vish’ opinion as a Utd fan on TNT Sports coverage of his team, can he stomach it or does he finds it nauseating? I understand English pundits coverage English teams in Europe, but will their Fan TV style commentary not taint would be ‘football heritage’ moments like their comeback Vs Lyon?

a lot of very academic coverage of Reform’s momentum but I’m yet to see a talking head explain it through the lens of what led me to thinking Sam Allardyce was a very good appointment as England manager, it is the same pipeline

Congrats Marti🎉

If he’s got anything about him he’ll post his new role on LinkedIn

Only QPR adjacent figure with more consistency is his barber

I think it’s refreshing to live in a Mad King Era again, it’ll be way more simple. Back then, you had your turnip strip handed to you by some dude who was the product of 8 generations worth of syphilis infused incest and that was that. No healthcare, no education, just your turnips, take a load off

Spending all day with a deep foreboding buried in my body as I fear the depths Gary Weaver will plummet on this, love’s day

New horseman of the apocalypse just dropped

Who is else is looking forward to The Athletic’s 20,000 word deep dive on why Democracy got fired this month?

can’t unsee the fact Jack Colback is just Zuckerberg with ginger hair, sell him

Well done, they’re 12

April 1st 2008: haha those zany guys over at Google had me convinced pasta trees were a thing!

Any day, now, ever: mum, grandad is sharing AI images of wind turbines injecting migrants with vaccines, again

PES Kolo Toure anyone?

i am aware that all those who suffer from male pattern baldness will have once have had hair, this is how the world works, but seeing him with a man bun evokes the same vibe as bumping into a teacher at the supermarket when you’re 9

is there a plan for this

just seen Frey with hair and I’m feeling very red pill/blue pill now

weird seeing a listless, luckless, lethargic team performing way below the sum of its parts at Loftus Road, when it’s not QPR

I’m just going to chime in here with some Internet strangers

a rallying cry

strong opinions from my father about the incoming occupation of my cherished Leicester

Elden Ring. Ridiculously beautiful vistas, art style and a depth of lore to get lost in. Will also wear your spirit down to the point Everton 2-0 Tottenham feels ok

Ideal scenario is they create a managerial style Megatron and become the first team to sack not one but 3/4 managers at once, taking the game into places we never thought possible

Thanks Pedro! Great to hear someone translating Marti’s external monologue

Large Irish boy totally transforms Championship team, you won’t believe the REASON how!

Read me retract every statement I made a month ago whilst simultaneously not knowing how to write about QPR doing well, so foreign is this feeling

Is he Christ? Long believed there’s a painting in a West Midlands attic somewhere that’s accruing more and more bad haircuts whilst his immaculate short back and sides continues to stun.

If you have any kind of contact with him can you please just tell him I didn’t mean what I said when I speculated he wasn’t good enough for QPR, I just wanted clicks and I can’t handle this level of Catholic guilt anymore

The guy has surmised what an entire 2000 word literature review should be with the “frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument” line