If you're cold they're cold. Bring everything inside

I forgot i had this 😇

yikes

When the bucket you're struggling to get off your head protects you from the rake you just stepped on >>>

(tara is confessing that she is the Maniac)

logging on to sky for less-hinged tara content

you are so generous of soul, so warm of chuck

Black cat sleeping on a cracked windshield

Orange cat sleeping in a hole in a tree stump

(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth

hey tara what's up

i don't give a chuck

boss: you have to take a drug test

me: *knows all the drugs* no problem

she has great legs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tired: I like Zuckerberg now because he's going to beat the shit out of Elon Musk

wired: I hate Zuckerberg more than ever for using his wealth and privilege to jump ahead of hundreds of millions of people in the line to beat the shit out of Elon Musk

lotta heads on them horses

sign me up!!!

i just noticed something the top noticers have in common... 😏

well it's local time for a change, im sure that helps 😝

Another reason that Bama Boat Brawl is universally beloved by all sides is that everyone hates drunk boaters. You don’t even need to have come in contact with one before to know you hate their guts.

asking a customer how THEY can help ME

noooo now i have to get even more tattoos removed 😭

frantically jumping on the customer trend on the blusky app

Customers.... Am I right???

the youtube algorithm hates me for my unceasing - and quite unpredictable - curiosity

touch a wizard's wiener wednesday

will you promise i won't get stuck too

if i see a tweet or a skeet with the word wizard in it you know im smashing that like button

hmm interesting

WHERE ALL MY MID WIZARDS AT

just follow the steps