this goes SO crazy

yes i just posted this on twitter too. suck my nards

how do i get twitter and instagram clout for “being normal” and “going outside” like all the time but never ever taking photos of what I do because I’m just soooo busy living in the moment. Ladies I’m so so present and attentive on what’s in front of me and so sooo single and 6’0

anyone who can’t immediately tell doesn’t deserve to follow you tbh

cole you are far far too powerful

“women hit the wall at 25” guys are so weird because like 53 is the hottest age a woman can be

stella actually writing “womAn” will be the 7th seal

i looked like this (minus beard) when i was a teen and thought i was the most repulsive man alive if someone told me then that 26-45 year old women would have sucked me off like a hoover i’d have been unstoppable

with what car. using what legs

what if i pushed you down the stairs

you’re the one flapping your gums you fucking fruit

aren’t you too young to engage with nsfw posts

i am going to be the biggest simp on bluesky

some prime 2kp baddies on twitter but i may spend my entire life chasing the high of 3kp from my college youth

by far the worst thing the jews ever did was bring battered fried fish to the british isles. imagine a world without the “chippy”

so true

“3kussy” makes me understand the rage that autists feel who get mad when someone says “atm machine” because the m stands for machine

gonna wait until all my moots follow me on here and then i’m gonna unleash 3kp onto the world

because i have no irls here (yet) this account will feature much more open thirsting over women aged 40-65. if that’s an issue for you make peace with your god, you cowards

go spend time with your wife and children

all of the people i cared to follow on here have posted their blue sky handles on twitter and you better believe i don’t remember a single goddamn one of those bitches

the perfect balance of reply guys-schizophrenics-hot girls-shitposters must be achieved if this thing is gonna get off the ground

rare taran sincerity post but this semaglutide shit (ozempic) is magic like even in weeks i’m unable to be active at all i lose 3-4 pounds a week, shits gonna save my life fr