Psycho Kisser #AEWDynamite

Just got my Forbidden Door tickets. Always wanted to be inside the forbidden door. #AEW

Nothing will humble you quite like trying to figure out how to work the sink in a fancy bathroom.

Lara Frazier has been my favorite human in the world for a long darn time. They recently became my favorite wrestler it turns out. I decided to make a top 5 list, because lists are cool, of people I want them to do violence with.

1. Minoru Suzuki
2. Harley Cameron
3. Shotzi
4. Athena
5 Janela

I liked when we called it the “Men’s World Championship”.

When you're struggling in a boss fight and the game suggests lowering the difficulty

Thekla is for the children lmao😆 #AEWDynamite

Girls be like “I needed this,” and it’s just Don Callis saying “¡Yo soy Hechicero!”

Thekla is just the freaking best. #AEWDynasty

My father is about to be on tv. #AEWDynasty

I like how Jericho is back and it’s like “welcome to die”. #AEWDynasty

The scummiest of scums. Fuck Ringside. By the way some people that have “liked” this post are mutuals so maybe peruse it to block some other people.

idk man

I will pop so hard if the next backstage segment they’re just fighting in the background again.

Triller got me so frustrated i threw something! It was a pillow. Against a wall. Kind of gently.

I wanted to screen record my match from this past Friday at @hoodslam.bsky.social today, but TRILLER HAD OTHER PLANS.

Psycho Kisser strikes again. #AEWCollision

You know who else hurts people? Harley Cameron. #AEWCollision

There’s nothing in the rule book that says you can’t commentate without a shirt on #aewdynamite

Honored and blessed to be on a card with AC Unit Swamp Cooler

THE NEXT INSTALLMENT FOR
#WWWsWWF

The sharpest mind in wrestling SUGE D!

The carrier of the cunty torch NIXI XS!

The busiest brawler all week AC UNIT SWAMP Cooler!

Non binary Adventurex LARA FRAZIER!

Their names echo in the halls of eternity!

TY 2 OUR SPONSORS, APPLY NOW

My friend and I read them aloud with these mocking voices and somehow it has become one of my favorite parts of the show somehow.

Honestly, MxM should be on AEW television every week - they're so entertaining. Give me MxM vs. The Outrunners in a Best of 7, loser gets a makeover by the winners...

My new single, “Hometown Queen,” is up on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, and a bunch of other streaming services thanks to @distrokid.com!
#distrokid

First ever live performance of the song will be at @hoodslam.bsky.social on 4/3!

Better than Becca.

Moné Vs Statlander 1

Who killed "Timeless" Toni Storm?

Wrong answers only #AEW 🤼

the first step to a good solid writing practice is establishing some kind of accountability system. the second step is establishing a backup accountability system for when you inevitably figure out how to evade the first one. the third step? you guessed it: jerking off

The crowd has kinda sucked tonight but I do think a mistake was made in not booking a bunch of luchadors for Fresno #AEWDynamite

Put this on Dynamite cowards!