my tummy hurts

Make sure you are extra nice to your administrative professionals today. It is administrative professionals day when we still have to work but feel a bit special

beds are cool especially if there is a litter critter like princess joining you

so funny that there is a whole subreddit dedicated to people posting their HP tattoo cover ups. fuck terfs and fuck JKR

i love it when movies do a good adaptation of a book

yes! Mo the tarantula, Boggs the gecko, and David Croakenberg the frog

critters

why are iphones all so big now. I love my small phone but it’s starting to die 😭

i’m stressed, overwhelmed, and want to be curled up in bed reading 😭
There could even be a critter joining me or i could take break from reading to get a kiss from a Gump.

It would be so good

One time in high school i put a whole roll of bubble tape in my mouth and went to class and chewed it and it was so loud the teacher stopped in the middle of talking to yell at me and make me spit it out

planted 7 trees and now i’m dying. They better all grown. i want my pine cones in 30 years

the perspective in the coffee cup makes him look smaller than he is

he’s like the size of a quarter!

this guy fully gets stuck and we have to scoop him out! Why must spiders put themselves in danger?

HE CRAWLED OUT!!! I set him loose in my living room. Be safe, Batholomew

lil buddy fell down the drain! 😭😭😭

This same spider keeps getting stuck in the bathtub! He needs to learn to stay out for his own safety

I’m not sure the total number of cards since they’ve been slowly rolling them out. I have 4 for the working dogs and 1 therapy dog.
We have a whole dog department! It is a branch of our security team

the dogs get trading cards, I have the largest collection out of everyone in the office

He is my favorite

surprise visit from Draco the dog this morning!

People do death threats all the time!
There have been cases of gun violence in hospitals in the past as well.
We always have BOLO alerts out for people who have made threats

they are!! They sniff out bombs and guns to make sure people don’t attack the hospitals. And sort of act as therapy dogs when they are not “working”

new dogs at work

i wish makeup was just a thing to put on for fun, not “you have to wear it or you are unprofessional, lazy,etc”
sparkly eyeshadow before going out to a show=fun
waking up 30 min early to put on before work=not fun
I mostly stopped wearing it but the difference in the way i’m treated when i do is sad

i was bad and looked again but he is so cute and i love him

pru

they have a nest, not sure if babies yet. I saw two adults the other day. There are tunnels all over my yard from them!