I LOVE YOU PORTLAND

I genuinely think the score is the same if Wemby is still in the game. We can’t shoot with or without him.

fresh prince of bel-air standing in empty living room meme

deni contesting that last spurs transition possession

If I’m the coach I’m telling the Blazers they should try to score more baskets.

Scoot playing well makes me feel like I’m on cocaine.

SCOOT

UCLA, Indiana, and Michigan. Now take a big sip of your drink and I will tell you which team won in which sport.

Godawful fucking refereeing in this Blazers-Nuggets game. Full garbaggio.

This is what it looked like before the redesign.

Nothing but bangers.

DROPPED SOME NEW HEAT AND RESTOCKED SOME ARCHIVE ITEMS WITH THE ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING GUYS @iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social DAVID GBORIE

I’m here doing a charity show! Just in town for one night and I’ll be spending that night at IAH 😂

Flying out of New Orleans and Houston this week I will be spending more time in TSA than in an airplane.

This rules!

That’s awesome.

I would never begrudge someone their very reasonable take about one of the most iconic presences in American culture just because I sometimes work there!

Screenshot of Michael Jordan from ‘The Last Dance’ with text overlaid to make it look like he’s saying: “How is it legal for a guy to be named Michael B. Jordan? That's just my name but with a B. I call 911 everyday about this.”

In honor of Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar win, here’s a meme that has been stuck in my head since like 2020.

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

Damn, the Ayatollah and Lou Holtz in the same week. Pick up the phone. Make that phone call you’ve been putting off.

No. 1 Seed Secured

Ooooooh!

Hell yeah.

MUST. SEE. TV. 👀

Thank YOUUUUU

Achilles injury.

Thank you!

Ian Karmel | Comfort Beyond God's Foresight (Full Comedy Special) YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media

Holy smokes the @iankarmel.bsky.social special is so good. Go watch it and laugh. youtu.be/1L9lgLJrNJk?...

Gyms that carry Kiehls is just means Equinox, bubby.

This will only make sense to Oregonians, but Culver City is like if they made The Pearl District out of Lake Oswegos. The entire thing is $3 million houses and gyms that carry Kiehls products.