oh trust and believe we are booked for one this evening!

atta boy

I fear this is exactlyyyy what happened 🫠

(also this shit looks good, I will definitely pick some up 🙏)

what a wild way for me to come out online as a horse…

here’s hopingggg Mark

tell that to my body!!

no babe keep going I like the pain

Michael it’s…quite bad

the fact that there exists a version of my neck that doesn’t hurt!! (idk if that’s how quantum shit works, I was a lit major)

(this is actually how it goes, ask @anothergaymatt.bsky.social)

a woman is standing in a field of grass with mountains in the background . ALT: a woman is standing in a field of grass with mountains in the background .

You’re over here trying to get some and I simply can’t stop twirling

oh honey I’ve got something you can squee—

day 2 of being unable to move my neck without feeling like someone’s driving a spike through the base of it AMA

anything for you bb 🔪

what are we supposed to do, just…not post? feels like a trap.

loooove posting on the internet, haaaate being perceived 🥴

got my Sunday scaries out of the way early by nearly having two panic attacks yesterday so today we’re just vibing and ya know what? kinda nice 🤷🏻‍♂️

okay yeah quite a few things I need actually

DUUUUUUDE

wow way to rub it in

Brandon I reallyyyyy wish I did

well.

ya know what I love this for Jane why not??

better be on that Acela babe

the taste!!

prove it!!

crawling across the finish line still counts!

jk kill 🥰

fuck 🙂‍↕️