The only thing good coming out of paramount these days

With the baby

When I say I’m into daddies, this is what I’m talking about

When the algorithm just hits

How it feels catching up after being off the internet all day

LOTR marathon weekend! 👏🏼

The Acklay from star wars episode 2

She’s a diva btw

The only downside of being 30+ is that I can’t pound a large popcorn anymore 😭

We’ve come to this place, not for magic, but to escape the snow.

Queer as a 💵💵💵

@derek172.bsky.social

So if Minnesota secedes from the union to join Canada, do I get automatic citizenship since I was born there?

Before I am an American, I am a Kristen Kish stan.

And you know it’s big

What day is it?

2025 was pretty shit but you have to admit - the girls were FED

“How will you enter 2026?”

Me:

Just landed home in DC. 🛬 I’ve never wanted a couch as bad as JD Vance but I think I understand now

I put sweatpants on my bfs Christmas list and no one got them for him… so I guess we’re going shopping and I’m picking the color 🩶 😏

I’ve reached that point of eating in suburban America that I actually want to go to the gym

She can always sleigh my bells

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It’s not Christmas without some Krampus

For sure - I’d eat your buns

Free drinks on our flight courtesy of the pink mafia 👏🏼 🏳️‍🌈

He got his dream guest and said ✌🏼

The way this hit me so hard 😭

Peak Midwest is ordering cheese curds and it being served with seasoned sour cream AND ranch without me having to ask for either 🫦

Jonathan Bailey is all of us

There’s Netflix and chill but there’s also housewives and hungover

Feeling grateful for gay smut on TV. It is appropriately hyped #HeatedRivalry

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All of my year end recaps are just like “you’re 30+ and gay”