Sorry guys, I fucked up. I opened up the strait of hormel instead and now there's chili all over the entire middle east. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do about it. Please don't be mad at me
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When the race was called for Biden in 2020 it really did feel like the parade on Naboo at the end of episode 1
A modification of the classic "January 1984" calendar meme. Instead of "1984", it reads "1517", and the speech bubble says "The Turks are threatening to invade the Levant"
“No Papists Allowed” sign on a treehouse type administration
photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them
closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap
the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
It’s like in their minds they’re writing a season of the West Wing and the problems need to be solved permanently in a nice dramatic bow on episode 22
Hahah classic since DBJs on SSTDs you know they’ll do it too
Polish Nunchucks
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
(To the tune of Old MacDonald Had A Farm)
I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.
Gnomes represent the inherent drive to be a lil guy
OBBA has already released to theaters and was widely regarded as one of Paul Thomas Anderson’s great films
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Isn’t Albanese like in his 60s
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
It's probably chan posters who live in basements in america but hey any day is a good day
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-...
Gordon Gekko giving the "Greed is Good" speech from Wall Street
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Slightly diminish a game
Pokemon: Pyrite
Its easily the best of the sequel trilogy
Allow me to connect some dots for you:
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
i would demolish a bread bowl tomato soup and grilled cheese near this chair
Who's a potential BtB subject character / event that is just on the precipice of being able to be covered in an episode or series but there just isn't enough there for one?
A good heat lamp is key
The system that created Epstein, protected him, and let him thrive for decades, still exists. His market of powerful monsters still exists, and they're still being protected.
There is definitely, right now, someone serving the same role he did, being protected the same way by the same people.
Andor as a series is not simply the peak of Star Wars, it is a peak of the genre of television they hold themselves to