The #US has never been a full democracy. We've always been 50+ states in a trenchcoat. That's not a reason to quit. That's a reason to bite their fucking faces off.

I have a bottle of sparkling wine on hold for the day it finally happens.

He hands them a Glock with one bullet and walks away.

The only good thing about all of this is that I no longer have to take right-wing arguments about gun control and abortion seriously, like we're having a real debate. I can just say "Fuck off, Nazi" and be done with it. Fuck their sensitive Nazi feelings.

An emergency autopsy. I don't have the space to explain.

I'd be blackout drunk all the time too if I'd seen videos of Trump raping children. #KashPatel

Hegseth is so jealous. If he had become FBI director, he wouldn't need to pretend to be sober.

Nice try, dude, but NYC rats always win.

He means War the card game. And that’s only because everyone lets him win.

That’s awesome. I can’t go off grid, but I’m able to fully charge my EV off the solar from my house, and I love it.

Nice to know we can be useful for something.

We know. We just don't don't know what to do about it. The only thing us normies can do is take a lesson from Hungary: Vote in such overwhelming force that even his election fuckery isn't enough.

If there's pushback, he periodically resurfaces the idea until people get used to it and assume he's just talking shit.

“You didn’t want to make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.”

Welcome to the resistance, Rocket Raccoon.

Look, the East Wing is already gone. Maybe we should just let him build the damn bunker. If he builds it, he can get to the part where he blows his brains out in it. #Trump

I abandoned Catholicism decades ago, mostly because of a slow fade into atheism. Now I find myself screaming, "FUCK HIS SHIT UP, LEO!"

Fight, fight, fight!

Artemis II, I wish I could quit you.

That's a lie. I do not.

I collapsed from blood loss during a miscarriage. The ER said everything was normal and sent me home. I went down again a few days later and needed a D&C. Another time my doctor offered me antidepressants for what was ultimately a thyroid issue.

Why need food when haz warrior ethos?

It’s vodka o’clock at the Pentagon.

I could share 10 articles every single day about protests happening across the country and I usually do share articles and people still come into my mentions claiming 'no one is protesting.'

I’m feeling it too. I won’t get my hopes up, but I’m starting to think maybe millions of Americans won’t have to die to stop this.

Fuckers had no problem removing ICEBlock.

A year ago, even people on the left were telling me I was overreacting. Now even #MAGA is speculating that he might be the antichrist. No wonder we're all exhausted. #Trump

So the usual suspects, then.

I buy the rumor that the joint chiefs distracted him from Greenland by approving a war with Iran, based on how he still talks about it like it's the one that got away.

Mainstream media is propaganda. I said I never said it. I was agreeing with you that it was a terrible thing to say. Got some sand in your vagina?