That is the best name, I love it!

New fad diet “The Grizzly” just dropped.

You eat mostly nuts and berries then destroy the occasional salmon or elk steak.

Honestly it sounds pretty legit.
And expensive.

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

a man covering his face with his hands and a chess.com logo in the background Alt: a man covering his face with his hands in a gesture of defeat

Devastating life development: new upstairs neighbor plays piano.

Wait…hold on…is that….*squints* ….could it be…GOOD news?

Poe: you know, many say that moby dick is cosmic horror
Lovecraft: what? no it's not!
Lovecraft: it's about a whale!
Herman Melville: it's not about a whale
Melville: it's about how i'm going to attack and dethrone god

I did them for a linguistics class in college and I remember actually really enjoying it? (I’m weird tho)

No idea now tho.

No idea what he's saying but I love the vibe of the dude with all the animal friends.

Tell everyone this is the new hire.

I was a bartender, my partner a cook. Our workplaces closed one day apart from each other.

Living in the smallest studio you can even imagine. Just dumpster fire emotional & psychological disaster all around.

The diagram of the first line of Don Quixote just triggered some sort of distressing flashback to spending 2025 reading it in Spanish and wondering if there was just a shortage of punctuation in 17th century Spain or what.

I did love it tho. But goddamn.

Figured my book nerds would like this 📖🐋🚀🫏

Three of our faves are included... (fucking Cervantes...)

I'm a student teacher (HS, history) and it's clear that these 11th graders truly do not know how to take notes and it's kind of crippling so many other skills. We're shifting to paper a lot.

When I have my own class next year, note-taking is going to be a major year-long skill building exercise.

Y'all it is *such* a wild time to be starting a teaching career.

And his plumage was perfect.

There’s a reason Republicans don’t constantly shit on their own voters and that’s because it is an abysmal strategy for winning elections

Ahhhhhhh im back in middle school at a dance and this has come on and now it’s so awkward and everyone is waaaay too nervous about who they will dance with it’s torture

BRB making a playlist…

It was also funny cuz my high school had used the textbooks he co-wrote so I got a second use out of them :)

Litwack!!!

Both my father and I had History 7B at UC Berkeley with Leon Litwack 30 odd years apart :) Rare prof in how committed he was to undergrad education 💛💙💛💙

We're reclaiming it. I use it ironically. I *love* little dogs.

I mean *I'm* allowed to hum it while *I'm* riding right? It's just rude if someone hums it at me, right?

Curled up in bed last night alllll snug and settled in to read this article.

Kept me warm all night. Better than drugs.

Happy Earthquake and Fire-aversary? I guess?

Obligatory plug for A Dangerous Place by Marc Reisner (yes, he of Cadillac Desert fame) as a sober reminder that we are Not Ready For The Big One my friends.

Damn, may get a new copy and re-read myself.

Saving posts for rolling lessons on how to read/analyze propaganda in my high school social studies class loooool

Currently watching. Am obsessed.

Tag urself: I’m the crab.

A cop, seated for a documentary interview wearing some sort of over-the-top tactical vest with half a dozen doodads hooked on it like my man we are in a well lit studio on your off time what is this about? America. That’s what this is about.

Watching the False Prophet documentary on Netflix and like, not really the point but why the fuck does someone dress like this for a sit-down documentary interview?

Are you worried the filmmakers might attack?

Tip.Your.Bartender.

Fix your hearts or die.