“I was tired. It didn’t appear anything good was ever going to happen,” he said. “And then Renee Good got shot. And I don’t remember being so distinctly angry at a news story in my life. I was just so fucking angry for days. Then I turned on Alex Jones to see what he was talking about, and he had Kyle Rittenhouse on and he was saying things that weren’t true and I was like nope, that’s it. He’s just going to keep selling boner pills on the back of the worst tragedies in our country in perpetuity unless someone puts a check on this.”

May I have the strength to be as furious and as totally irrational as @bencollins.bsky.social forever

Here he is, in conversation with a colleague and friend @lindseyadler.bsky.social at @flaminghydra.com, on the topic of buying INFOWARS

flaminghydra.com/issue-548/

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

The Celtics will now play Game 3 on Amazon Prime, which means they will have played on ABC, Peacock and Prime in Games 1, 2 and 3, which is genuinely just completely unreasonable and unacceptable.

well consider my ass flabbergasted

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

An onion will do well for such a shift

sometimes when i am mad i call them the philadelphia seventy-stinksers

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

the back right quarter of a split rail fenced in backyard. the grass is green but rough (spring!) looking. slightly left of center is a well used brick fire pit with a grate on it. right of the fire pit lays a shepherd dog (Kayce the Boy) who is mostly black with brown trim. The dude is straight chillin with his head up, checking the wind. Foreground of the fire pit lays a black and white (Piper the Pit) pit-staffie mix. she is fully stretched out superdog style.

it’s been this kinda afternoon over here

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

It is never easy for any Philly sports team to do basically anything on any given day...

Except for the Philadelphia Eagles dismantling the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX which was the easiest, most satisfying game I have ever witnessed in my life.

An underrated, super sexy thing about sports is when they put that little "x" next to your team on the standings page.

x-Philadelphia Flyers

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

it'll be back in three days

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

how much money does the marine corps lose

Christina Koch watching an eagles game while wearing eagles merch and a Phillies jersey from the ISS.

PROOF. God bless my country, Philadelphia.

Come on then, and remove him.

And if it comes and goes and nothing happens, and the apologists say “it was just a threat to get them to buckle, he never meant he’d actually do it,” it is morally correct to punch them in the face.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

O, it is excellent
To have a giant’s strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm