I need someone to take a loaded firearm and “take me out” with it.

I hate having a job, but today something great happened at work and I’m very thrilled about it.

If I were you I’d want to fuck me

It makes me sick to think I’ll probably never be in an orgy. It’s like that skit of the lady being sad about not being apart of the family porn

*generic but relatable complaint that really makes you think and feel a massive amount of pity for me.

Guys we need communism

Stop ghosting me… please…

trans rights are human rights 💖
happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

I think I’m an incel now

I wish god existed. I need someone with infinite power in my corner rn

I really hate a lot about myself, but I don’t like talking about it because I don’t like putting down disabled queer people

What a cute top!

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Sorry all you skilled people, this is more of a horny post/joke than anything.

I want to tattoo my leg, but I’m not a skilled tattoo artist, so I need someone to help me like Swayze in ghost. Preferably with the sexual tension included.

In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.

That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

I despise being the attention whore I am, the replies I get on dating apps are few and often very dry but I am desperate to get them regardless.
It’s probably my fault they’re dry though, I’ve got negative rizz.

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The only qualification for being an Ice agent is a swastika tatoo and a referal from someone who stormed the Capital.

You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!

Just found this post on one of those feeds while thinking the exact same thing lol

I’ve gotta pick the brains of #enm and #polyamorous people in/around #SLC. I don’t go out or get hits on dating apps so it’s hard to get a vibe of the scene.

What do you mean you don’t want hook ups because you’re looking for something real?
Hooking up with me is the realist thing you can do.

You calling me out or something?