guh man vyvanse withdrawal blows i feel so depressed

yea,,,,

i think if democrats want to call republicans weird they should be normal

im in the pussy like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE !!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!! HEEEEELPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

like if a woman wanted a third boob and was capable of informed consent there is literally no ethical issue w fulfilling that request, i fucking hate the way ppl talk about body modification

• Plastic surgeons in the United States are bound by an ethical code which holds that "'the principal objective of the medical profession is to render services to humanity with full respect for human dignity." Any physician that agreed to add a third breast would likely be in violation of this code.

was looking her up and honestly this is such an insane thing to say

"we irritating" meme but it's been edited to say "we dilating" and the women are holding dilation instruments

has this one been done before

whenever i pick up progesterone they're like "are u pregnant or planning on being pregnant" and im like 😏

phones bad i need to get back to dedicated devices

dude i want an ipod classic

seriously it's taken up so much of my time

makes family reunions even more painful than normal

what is my goal for the year? funny u should ask, it's getting a pussy. what are my hobbies? well mainly preparing to get a pussy. do i have any big events coming up? yea at the end of the month im getting my dick made into a pussy

what is my goal for the year? funny u should ask, it's getting a pussy. what are my hobbies? well mainly preparing to get a pussy. do i have any big events coming up? yea at the end of the month im getting my dick made into a pussy

bottom surgery is fucked bc you'll spend like a year or more trying to make it happen and it'll be all ur thinking about and then it'll be like a week away and you'll be so excited but u can't really tell most ppl about it bc it would be weird

nightmare scenario omfg

it would be really funny but im terrible at holding this shit in for the best moment to do so

almosttt there, just a lil over a week and my penis will go byebye

ive never seen rick and morty

why is it always MENtal illness. why can't you suffer from womental illness instead

they removed my balls, shortened my urethra, and inverted my dick. ive got a fucking pussy now morty

*belch* they degloved my penis morty

i think i was just being wheeled out of the room i was in to be taken to the OR right when i drifted off. anesthesia is insane

been a looong time since i've had surgery but yea i remember going out so fucking quick like it couldn't have been a minute after the iv

it’s insane that in america if you are convicted of a crime you’ll be made a slave and handed over to private ownership at a prison that effectively has full legal rights over you for the duration of your sentence, or longer if they so choose.

lmaooo

yea that and no sunscreen/aggressive tanning

The tendency in trans discourse notably but not exclusively from "independent journalists" to carefully foster a division between trans men and trans women based on incorrect readings of news is IMO a form of digital self-harm. It's watering intra-community grievances instead of building solidarity

YES OMG