Was defending banned in the playoffs this year?

five flyers and five penguins in the penalty boxes after a brawl

STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE PENALTY BOXES

Turns out sleep is helpful!

Truly some things are eternal

He is! (He also vomited on my comforter today so it’s a mixed bag)

There is nothing like being sick, dizzy, AND sleep deprived. I’m currently going through the weirdest high of my life and it’s all natural.

and, honestly, sure, if you're a rando on the internet and sometimes you want to yell at people for catharsis, fine, you're in good company

but professional politicians whose goal is to win votes should pick a different tactic that actually works

this goes in multiple directions, incidentally - "you stupid fuckwit liberal, you think voting for democrats will save you" is not a particularly good strategy for recruiting folks to more left-wing groups!

you gotta figure out if your goal is to change minds or yell at people

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Minneapolis residents are now able to apply for rental assistance funded by the City of Minneapolis. On February 5 and March 26, the Minneapolis City Council approved funding to support renter households after the devastating and continued impact of Operation Metro Surge. 1/

we are at $3,000 in just an hour and a half, almost halfway to the $7,000 goal!

help us help two families get their needs met and pay their rent!

Protection racket

So it's hard not to interpret this to mean if you want the mayor's attention on your neighborhoods, it's better if you vote for his friends - Shaffer, not Cashman - for city council.

The Uptown safety ambassadors were funded by the council in 2023. Chughtai & Cashman were banging their heads against the wall as the Frey admin refused to implement.

Last month Barnette told Shaffer (Cashman successor) there's no money, it's not happening.

Now it's happening.

For most of the time I worked on the Gaza humanitarian response at USAID, this smuggling ring was the bane of our existence. It dramatically impacted price and market stability in Gaza and made the truck drivers jobs far more dangerous. We all knew it was the IDF running it.

I had a NOSEBLEED yesterday! And here I am, earning my paycheck! Sending emails! Truly no one is doing it like me

I’m at that stage of illness recovery where I am genuinely feeling better and ALSO want to be proclaimed God’s bravest soldier for doing the most simple and mundane tasks that I wasn’t able to do before. Look at me, showered and groomed and sitting at my work desk like an adult!

Who the fuck is willing to publish this man’s opinions on ANYTHING in 2026?!?!

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

Every time I remember what a loss Melissa Hortman is to the state of Minnesota, and how thoroughly the police failed her and her husband, I wanna fight everybody on the fucking planet.

Contrast to how civilians put themselves in true danger for each other within minutes during the ICE raids these past couple months.

Police used a drone and saw Melissa Hortman wounded inside the home at 4:09am. It wasn't until 4:40am that police went inside to get her.

Hurricane Omar sounds like @ilhanmn.bsky.social’s boxing name

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

You see that? COMMON SENSE ON THE INTERNET, incredible

I've given up hope of Amy Klobuchar ever actually meeting with her biggest constituency (Minneapolis/St. Paul), but you know if she ever does, it's going be via an online town hall with limited participation, so she doesn't have to face any hard questions from the constituents she hates (non-rural)

Oh no, that HAS to suck

NOTHING about what I’ve gone through in the past two days should be possible tbqh

Let me just tell you, sinuses are total bullshit. I didn’t know shit about them until my mid-thirties and now I can’t escape

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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The parking lot out my window is LITTERED with hail