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Posts by Allen

There qe go. Shower is a urinal...when the partner is in it xD

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Oh no doubt. Their Petrol is cheaper too

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Yeah but the original post specificied "To annoy" ;)

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Could be worse. He could have decided to save water, yank back the shower curtain and piss in the shower

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Lately looking like gays. Noted ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Look at you with your fancy membership supermarket

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Top left; "I have said something to my brother and now I am watching the reaction" lol

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Killing Kenny - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (2/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD
Killing Kenny - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (2/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

Yeah but this is what happens to you afterwards

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy-O...

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Can I pet the kitty? I'm highly allergic to cats but I will suffer through it to pet the kitty <3

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It would be hilarious if he farted.

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Nothing but a blonde bubble or nerves. Remind me later I have a story that sort of involves this guy that you will...shake your head at

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Tino! <3

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Seems like...a threat to public safety.

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100% would kiss him

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Yes. I would like to find out.

Bitch.

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I always stick around for the credits for films now. After having worked at an IP law firm for 2 years, when the credits get to the legal team i often see the names of people who I know, have helped put, made fun of, eaten lunch with...am friends with. And it's so good to see their names up there.

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Had to change my cloud backup provider recently because my old one no longer met my security requirements. This initial backup is going to take for fucking ever

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A couple of something elses too but I can't use that word on Bluesky or I'll get cancelled, Doxxed and Banned lol

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Whenever I'm in a rush. Never fucking fails

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Mostly because when I do that I'm talking about Vic

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I guess since BB is in the picture, that's Dick Greyson ?

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Fiiiiiiiin, put the cigarette out. That is the wrong type of fag to be in your hand.

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Hyacinth's Hilarious Back-Seat Driving | Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth's Hilarious Back-Seat Driving | Keeping Up Appearances YouTube video by BritBox

People ask what it's like when my dad is in the passenger seat. I say "Like driving with Hyacinth Bucket"

youtu.be/0wZxcdM3KGo?...

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Clearly your reputation proceeds you ๐Ÿคฃ

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Bugs in a dress made SO many people furries.

And degenerates.

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lol what happened?

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Well I'm just thinking a UPS because they are fairly affordable and are fully automatic..power goes out, UPS goes "Clunk-whiiIIIIR-BEEPBEEPBEEP!" and the creatures are kept warm

Just with a box that's beeping and yelling at you that the mains is off lol

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Do you know how much power the snek heater draws? Because a UPS might be a good idea

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lol ofcourse that's what happened xD

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"Responds to grief by having an affair" Jesus fucking christ XD

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