there's a local sandwich shop in my city called Shmaltz's and they bake their own bread every day and only have like 4 menu items but the original Shmaltz is the only thing anyone ever orders and it has ruined all other sandwiches for me

yep ✅

me too

in the twitter group chat asking if they saw my bluesky posts

on god it is

3D chess

you fucking the cum man for children

Fucks on you big boy sexual style

apparently she's "gonna see both, like"

which one grimace or icy spicy

Grimace seen fingering Ice Spice at exclusive Oppenheimer premiere viewing

6 likes is bluesky viral

woke up totally flaccid no morning wood that means today is going to suck

its some texas shit you might not understand

just a rough outline of events

he's such a handsome boy

hey june

if all goes according to plan im gonna be having some things to say

sturdy boy standing in room with computers grinning

picture of my buddy stone that he took at work