I think the Mar-Kwaynes were the house band at Stax Records in the mid-60s.

Oh.

“…joining the Justice Department in early 2025 as chief of staff to Emil Bove, the principal associate deputy attorney general and now a judge of the Third Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals.”

In 1972, Don McLean’s “American Pie” went to #1 on the US pop charts for four weeks - long enough to play the whole song beginning to end six times.

I can dissociate or be in a constant low-grade state of rage all the time

Schumer is always raring to avoid a confrontation

New Delhi has so many Indian people you could swear you’re in Fremont

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I feel like this policy discriminates against people like me without talent.

He’s Willie Loman but even sadder

Sans serif typefaces are growers, not show-ers.

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

Bustin’ makes you feel good?

My dog is tripping so hard on CBD, he thinks he’s a World War I flying ace shot down behind enemy lines.

Really depends which way the undecideds break, I guess. I hope Jeannette doesn't have a weird laugh.

If AI can’t start by solving the problem of its own massive energy needs, what even is the point?

Flattened is a great word for it

The klepto- part of the kleptocracy seems to be trending today.

I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF

Brock Bowers fantasy owners:

“Holsey did in fact quit,” Rep Adam Smith told me. “So we need to hear: Did he quit because he believed he was being given illegal orders?”

How is it possible that we may never hear the answer to this question?

Kissingsuzykolber

His Royal Highness the Defendant of York

I need an allergy medicine that keeps you up for exactly 2 more hours then knocks you out for 8.
I need Duskquil.

2nd rate nepo paper

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

The pilot for my tv show, “Conrad Oakhaven: Wine Lawyer” is not garnering a lot of interest from the big networks yet

Jackie Kennedy wig

If he ordered a Code Red, he couldn’t keep it to himself for 48 hours

I hope the NYT and other legacy media are proud of their role in midwifing this guy back into office

the invisible hand of the market keeps punching my dick