“Airport possums are so overpriced.” Art Simmons, Silhouette Collector

Live Possum Found Hiding Among Gift Shop Plush Animal Toys theonion.com/live-possum-found-hiding...

A vintage-style cartoon poster set in a video rental store. A green anthropomorphic Foosa (Terrance) sits atop the checkout counter, cross-legged, demure and brandishing a butcher knife. The text on the poster reads "Scream A Little Scream For Me."

Scream A Little Scream For Me...
[Comm for @jackalteeth.bsky.social!]

There comes a time in every man’s life when he must face the difficult truth that he cannot keep the mouse he caught in his bathroom, because it probably has Mouse Diseases

Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

A snow-covered walkway leading to the front steps of a house, with rabbit footprints going up the walkway and steps.

A shot of the side of the steps, showing the footprints lead to a little hole that’s been dug in the snow under the porch.

One of my favorite things about snow is the environmental storytelling 🐰

#alloart ✨✨

2013... but it's still cute

“Keep on shinning!”
“You mean keep on shining.”
“SHH! Ya wanna get sued?!”

My three favorite bands are each putting out a new album over the next three months! New Pendulum this month, Nine Inch Nails in September, and AFI in October!

On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.

A squirrel with black fur on a grassy lawn

We spotted a black squirrel! This is the first time I’ve seen one in the Pittsburgh area

Four large zucchini on a glass cutting board.

Today’s zucchini harvest! Not pictured: the one we ate

Here's the art I did for @formerborgs.bsky.social's surprise shirt at STLV! The borg symbols are improvised based on some voyager screenshots, and the date is the stardate associated with the episode "I, Borg".

actually quite convenient for me that Grok decided to go full Nazi the same day I had to email my job counselor back and explain that I'm ethically opposed to jobs that involve training AI

A real estate listing photo of a worn old kitchen with what appears to be a ten pound bag of flour split open in the middle of the floor. Flour is scattered all over the floor, with paw prints going every direction.

The same kitchen from the opposite side of the room. Flour paw prints form a path from the split bag to the door of the kitchen and to a nearby open cabinet.

browsing Zillow and this house comes with a raccoon that bakes

this has been a great time to have a broken a/c I tell you hwat

Thomson's Market - The Long Dark This MOC is a rendition of the abandoned convenience store, Thomson's Market, from the video game The Long Dark. It was based upon a free-build from my collection, so there are some details that p...

Here's my first-ever set of original LEGO instructions! #legomoc #thelongdark

Here's a cheat sheet for whenever you read an old sci-fi author

They don't come close enough to the house to get a decent photo, but we have six goslings!

Whenever the Thunderdome is not on screen, all the characters should be asking, "Where is the Thunderdome?"

Scarcity is the main motivator for pretty much everything, yet they send a WHOLE ASS PERFECTLY GOOD HORSE out to die in the desert for no reason! You could have eaten that mf!

Rewatched Beyond Thunderdome last night - what a frustrating movie. Wonderful sets and costumes, some great shot composition...then like a third of the way through the movie inexplicably gets bored of itself and wanders away into the desert. You went too far beyond Thunderdome! Go back!

So stealthy! #cats

real blockbuster filmmaking was when you needed a procession of four hundred men carrying torches down a mountain so you made exactly that happen and pointed a camera at it. if I wanna see spectacle they did with computer I can play Nintendo.

A squirrel sitting on a porch railing near a table with three potted plants, eating what appears to be a bedraggled piece of bread.

He hid his dirty ol bread in the plant! #squirrel

A large downed maple tree lying diagonally across an uncovered wooden porch, extending onto the roof of the house.

The storm gifted us a new plant for the back porch, but it’s a bit large…

WE MET (by which I mean looked at fondly from a respectful distance) A BABY BUNNY

There’s been a Canadian goose in the backyard for like a full 24 hours now and I’m hoping it’s scouting for a nesting spot so I’m looking out the window at it like sickos.jpg roughly every 15 minutes