Are we supposed to say pray over leftovers?
Like, "Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti..."

I will never forget the guy who was eating chips so loudly behind me

Tom Cruise movies are so unrealistic. You never see him struggling to reach something on a high shelf.

And for $20 million you can buy the naming rights to "wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Balmer"

Good luck finding a PERFECT candidate.... there is none... if you're making that an excuse to stay home... then you clearly love what's going on now. The folks on the other side aren't voting for perfection... as we all are experiencing now.

To be fair you have a lab ❤️🫠

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

I did not add music. My wife is playing piano. I would have picked a more fitting song hahaha

Is this “I just laid my first egg” behavior? 🧐

And it’s dropping below freezing I AM NERVOUS

😑

I’m good with it.

Wife wants a snowball bush and I’d rather not dodge bees all day everyday. Who is gonna win ?

Cassette set up in the garage. I’d be jealous too 🎶

Might be my favorite

a person with a tattoo on their arm is handing another person a twenty dollar bill ALT: a person with a tattoo on their arm is handing another person a twenty dollar bill

Bob Dylan Stage AE Pittsburgh July 12th

Omfg we are in the same boat with previous homeowner. I cuss his ass out at least twice a week. RIP though Jack.

The NBA opening the playoffs on Prime Video was an insane decision

I think I’m Jon Hammed out

Wish the NBA playoffs were on regular tv.

I could watch this over and over

On Fridays We Dance! 🕺 🪩 💃

Let’s see those moves! 🖤

Sameeeeee wtf are we even doing 😂😂🫠🫠🫠🫠

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from the Tarantino movie Pulp Fiction yesterday during a Pentagon prayer service

Men