site of the first 10bux live show. 10 injured, 3 dead.

it's Adam & Eve, not Adam & BrainForcePlus

Seattle Times Exec Faces Abuse Charges For Shooting At Dog Seattle Times Publisher Frank Blethen faces a misdemeanor animal abuse charge in the shooting of a neighbor's dog with a pellet gun. In a written statement to Mercer Island police, Blethen admit...

the people who own the Seattle Times all live on Mercer Island

and the patriarch of the family once shot his neighbor's dog with a pellet gun (yes, really: www.spokesman.com/stories/1996...)

they're all shitbags, this is sadly typical of them

substitute science teacher wheeling in the TV cart so that kids can learn that a car is not a flar

I think they call that a baseballer's dozen

wow I suppose next you're going to tell me that there won't even be a live reenactment of Seattle Brothel 9/11 because you couldn't get the permits together in time

DJ Cummerbund - Pretty Fly For Rasputin YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund

if you've never seen the DJ Cummerbund mashup: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWu...

minor correction, "chafy" was only a nickname given to Thomas Jefferson by the women of Paris, it wasn't his real name

politician georg is a statistical outlier. the majority of Americans actually never run for office even once.

do they have gen alpha Antz to teach kids Marxism yet

"any day, you might wake up to see a new steel mill opening, or a Great Flood of 1936 happening"

no, you're thinking of 3rd Rock from the Sun. 30 Rock is set on Alcatraz.

dogshit AI slop. delete this.

thank you for your service o7

scratch a liberal with "ally" in their bio and a "this trans person is as bad as Trump" fascist bleeds

this is the way the world ends - not with a bang, but with a Democratic Senator whimpering "this is a distraction from kitchen table issues"

out: "I only read it for the articles"

in: "I'm just doing research for a podcast"

no one wants to work anymore

Oreo cookies enjoy being eaten, according to new research from the Nabisco Institute of Foodology

an actual shower curtain

a lot of places try to save space and have a "modern" design by only having a little glass half-wall for the shower

water spills everywhere, and cold air is constantly flowing in, so any part of your body not under the spray is *immediately* cold

out: you could kill a medieval peasant with a single Cool Ranch dorito

in: you could kill Ben Franklin by showing him a single dril tweet

Microcenter's store brand 256gb SSDs have gone from $20 to $100...

starting a non-satire newspaper to compete with The Onion

yep - 24" barrel, ~2500 ft/sec muzzle velocity -> the bullet spent *less than 1 millisecond* in the barrel of the rifle.

absolute CSI nonsense to think that the bullet gets somehow uniquely engraved in that time, in a way that can be traced back to the rifle it was fired from.

welcome to the "wait, the first one was actually good?" club

folks, many people are saying don't get involved in a land war in Asia. one of the classic blunders, they call it. well, we're going to have blunders like you've never seen before. top generals are calling it the greatest mistake they've ever seen.

Democrats: we need a Joe Rogan for the left, someone who can appeal to disaffected young people

also Democrats:

it's so important to read theory

buying an extra pot (or "pot insert" or "metal thingy" or whatever) helped me use it more often

usually I end up with one pot full of leftovers in the fridge, it's nice to be able to use it again without having to empty those leftovers into tupperware and wash the pot before I can start cooking.

I was listening to @trashfuture.bsky.social and the guest referred to this scenario as "Zoomer Gallipoli" and that phrase has been lodged in my brain ever since