Had an enlightening time recently discussing with my 15 year old about that one time when he was eleven he dug to the bottom of the big freezer and ate all the brownies in the unlabelled container.

*autoboops nose*

gah, leave some red for everyone else!

*incredibly fast* wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka *sniff* wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka

UTIs leading cause of dishonorable discharge

personally, I love the Odd bluskli. (and it is pretty odd)

I don't know where this trend came from, or where it is going, but when it comes time to name the "best of" this will be among them.

pfft,I suggest you instead a apply a few coats of paint and flip yourself for a tidy profit.

this how I felt about the final three seasons of Dexter.

shampoo shampoo?

each of the 12 is a set of 4250 clones. "Laura (666 of 4250) is dead, wrapped in plastic"

Bid 10 No Trump

so you are saying that Saruman scrolled too far and too deep?

bringing you a giant ice block that contains tasty fruit (and a key)

pity like :D

here, have these: *******************************

Would the release of the DSM-6 invalidate your rule?

don't talk down on yourself like that bro :(

One time (12 y/o), on school band tour, there was a senior school group having a sleepover at the school where we were billeted. They were watching Silence of the Lambs. Knowing the plot from a Mad Magazine parody actually made it scarier!

*pans out to reveal Bouldy on an identical treadmill, rolling gently*

Heliocentrism is real, turns out we are *all* screwed.

*sings* even if you shouldn't, don't let people mess you around

*starts searching for a therapist bauble*

I assume this is american : "Bumfuck, Idaho" - though this also seems to carry a sense of inbred hillbilly as well as remoteness.

blessed are the archivists

could be reflexive flinching due to pyrotechnics?

i can hear Ernie snickering

beautiful, but also what you say to the Orbital Deathstrike Initiation Network to laser everything back to the stone age.

each generation the responsibility gets further distributed, so you are due to find 87 people and give them all dead legs.

CORNER! CORNER! CORNER!