“Dogs have something called an invisible fence. Does it work on humans? I need to keep a few people away.”

- Aven, 8 years old

“I’m tired of this. I want a bagel on the beach.”

- Alessia, 3 years old

“Every morning I wake up tired. Is that what being an adult is like?”

- Nolan, 6 years old

“Ugh Monday again?? We just had one the other day.”

- Sophia, 3 years old

“Mom, when I grow up I’ll have to find my own life. But when I find my own life, will you go with me?”

- Blake, 4 years old

“Men shouldn’t have birthdays because they never grow up.”

- Kyleigh, 10 years old

“My eyes are open, but my brain is still closed.”

- Oaklyn, 4 years old

“Have a donut. It will make all of your allergies and tears go away.”

- Grace, 4 years old

“My brother got in trouble for smoking marinara.”

- anonymous, 8 years old

“They make so many big words when the small ones are just perfect.”

- Lily, 8 years old

“My problem is that I need to be in the sun.”

- Kinsley, 4 years old

“It’s hard being brave when you’re such a small human.”

- Jack, 4 years old

Smelling fresh ground coffee:

“This smells like dead chocolate.”

- Aria, 5 years old

“Sometimes I really wish I got 2 naps.”

- Maeve, 6 years old

“I want a five star meal for my birthday… like chicken nuggets.”

- Tristan, 5 years old

“It's so dumb that dogs don't last forever.”

- Jude, 4 years old

“I am so small and I am so tired.”

- Charlie, 5 years old

“Butter makes me feel better and I like it.”

- Perseus, 3 years old

“I’m only doing it for an hour, but not a long hour.”

- Esme, 4 years old

5. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

“I don’t need kisses right now, mama. I need the music.”

- Presley, 3 years old

4. CONCLAVE:

“I’m a Catholic so I know everything.”
“Oh, is that your zodiac sign?”

- anonymous, 10 years old

3. DUNE: PART TWO

“It’s a good thing I’ve been eating a lot or this wind would knock me over!”

- Lily, 5 years old

2. THE SUBSTANCE:

“I’m 3 now, but after my party I think I’ll go back to being 2.”

- Claire, 3 years old

#Oscars best picture nominees as kid quotes! 😂

1. WICKED:

“Sometimes when my feelings are big I like to sing them.”

- Gideon, 7 years old

while in timeout:

“I don’t know who I am anymore.”

- Eli, 6 years old

“I wish I could just go to a hotel for 15 days and not talk to anyone.”

- Harris, 6 years old

“You’re in your forties? I’m in my firsties.”

- Mads, 8 years old

leans in and smells coffee:

“…smells like grown-ups.”

- Sawyer, 4 years old

“I have an idea. Let’s tape everyone’s mouths so they can’t say anything.”

- anonymous, 7 years old

“I thought i needed a hug but I really needed pancakes.”

- anonymous, 7 years old