Well come on then! 🤣

Just Ducky at work under protest

I’m at work. Someone come rescue me.

I’m wide awake.

Plus…one doesn’t use a gun! Just gets by with a rapier and a whip!

Unpopular opinion…

Zorro > The Lone Ranger

There are multiple drawbacks:

1. They think I’m dumb. 🤣
2. I bother them. I’ve always hated to be a bother to people.
3. They think I’m a creep.
4. They actually like me and THEN WHAT??? 🤣

a man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' . Alt: a man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' .

I’m intimidated, so…🤣

It is for what I want! 😜

I wanna date a lawyer so she can debrief me.

This is amazing.

Mark Trail would never…

Plus the car screams at me if I’m not buckled. 🤣

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Oh my…

Well I did almost die in a wreck about 30 years ago when I wasn’t wearing it. So…

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Respectfully…

I didn’t want anyone to think I was “ridin’ dirty”! I always wear my seatbelt!

I was actually parked in my driveway. 🤣

2026 is the year Ducky gets his shit together!

Glad to oblige!

This dipshit in the car thinking he’s cool and whatnot

How about a car selfie?

And it’s VERY nice cake!

I’ma stick with homemade because she’s selling cake! Trust me! 🤣😈

It’s a small business selling homemade goods, right? 😈

Only way I’m gonna be interested in a Clayface movie is if he’s portrayed the same way he is in the Harley Quinn animated series.

The video everyone watched in the movie was the creepiest part of the movie!

Thank you for your attention to this shatter.

I just saw a tumbleweed go rolling past in mine.

I’m not much help there. 🤣

Ain’t it?

I’m not Catholic (not even close, an extremely lapsed and now agnostic Baptist), but I’d love to get freaky in a confessional. 😈

And probably a VERY interesting story!