If the Timberwolves have the ball with less than 10 seconds left in a quarter it is basically a guarantee that the other team is going to score somehow

Among tonight's winners at WrestleMania:

- Alabama shot put thrower (Oba Femi)
- South Carolina wide receiver (Trick Williams)
- Georgia Tech linebacker (Roman Reigns)

Italian cinema double feature at the highland

One of the funniest days on the internet. Him asking the audience to contact his cousin because his phone was dying was perfect cinema.

Timberwolves guard Mike Conley is a man of 1,000 handshakes. Well, close. NBA veteran Mike Conley has a personal greeting for teammates, friends and staffers that requires a lot of muscle memory.

Behind the many (and we do mean many) handshakes of Timberwolves guard Mike Conley. How he remembers them all and why they’re so important to him and his teammates.

“It just symbolizes something deeper than just passing through, working alongside you.”

www.startribune.com/minnesota-ti...

Ah well good for him

Lamelo Ball stole ROY from Ant so unfortunately I must enjoy his downfall

You can buy the paperback of MATCHMAKING FOR PSYCHOPATHS today!!!!

Alanna Smith is the definition of 'delayed not denied' | The IX Basketball Alanna Smith once thought her WNBA dreams had passed her by, but they were merely waiting for the perfect time to come true.

I loved covering 'Lan. An incredibly honest and vulnerable person, who made the whole media contingent cackle on more than one occasion. Also the subject of one of my favorite pieces I've worked on.

www.theixsports.com/features/ala...

Trump comes out against transvestigations

The maddest I made people on the old website is when I said that The Masters is for people who like country clubs and the British Open is for people who like golf

I love how everyone is making the same joke

THIS IS MY SHIT

The kids are all right Surprising studies show young people are doing better than previous generations in many ways

This is excellent
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

Disneyworld is an England or Alabama boss level @edsbs.bsky.social

The worst are dads in nineline getting their asses beat by unchecked capitalism

You see more of the best of humanity at Disney than the worst. It’s very heartening! The worst of the worst are very loud. I wonder if this is a microcosm for anything

Congrats to new Attorney General Puka Nacua.

Had to go through twitter screenshots to find this which really proved I should’ve just told people to eat shit a lot more often on that site

The most relevant to that site at least

the idea that everywhere was reporting he died because of a fake twitter account that was a scam soliciting crypto donations really says something about the state of online journalism that i'm not qualified enough to make

That makes total sense to me—I process semi colons, colons, and em dashes very differently but can’t quite explain the reason!

I don't see this said enough: the widespread use of generative AI is not only making our jobs as educators harder logistically, but also emotionally. It is genuinely sad to be suspicious of students when you have spent so much time building a pedagogy based on trust and not being a cop. It sucks.

Me: it’s a new month! It’s April!
Ronan: egg roll?

One space! Two spaces is an antiquated practice from typewriter days! I’d say my love of one space comes mostly from being an editor.

And poets think in em dashes 😘

THE March Sadness National Championship: (6) Ben Folds Five's "Brick" & @cicilybennion.bsky.social against (1) Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" & @mfitejohnson.bsky.social! Listen to the songs! Read the essays! Which is the saddest? YOU DECIDE (by 9am AZ time 3/31): marchxness.com#/sadnesscham...

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

HOLY SHIT UCONN