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Posts by matty stratton

selfie of a man with messy shoulder-length purple hair, black rectangular glasses, and a salt-and-pepper beard. he’s wearing a black leather jacket over an unbuttoned black button-up, standing in a sunlit backyard with green grass and trees behind him

selfie of a man with messy shoulder-length purple hair, black rectangular glasses, and a salt-and-pepper beard. he’s wearing a black leather jacket over an unbuttoned black button-up, standing in a sunlit backyard with green grass and trees behind him

Off to see some local bands for a friend’s birthday !

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Being on a GLP-1 can be summarized by imagining Troy from Community saying "I'm hungry...but also not?"

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Yep, I’m doing the audio book! Still on the first one. The audio book is excellent !

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GODDAMMIT DONUT!

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It’s so good!

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Rear view of a black Honda vehicle with an Illinois “Land of Lincoln” license plate reading “KUBECTL.” A turquoise decal on the rear window says “Powered by Astrophage” with a small rocket icon. The glass and paint show light dirt and reflections of trees and the photographer.

Rear view of a black Honda vehicle with an Illinois “Land of Lincoln” license plate reading “KUBECTL.” A turquoise decal on the rear window says “Powered by Astrophage” with a small rocket icon. The glass and paint show light dirt and reflections of trees and the photographer.

Got a new decal on the car

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Well I guess all those strongly worded social media posts worked, great job democrats

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A smiling couple seated outdoors at a wedding ceremony. The man has purple hair and a salt-and-pepper beard, wearing a black suit and tie. The woman has black hair with blue highlights, wears purple-framed glasses and a black leather jacket, and looks at the camera with a soft smile. Other guests in formal attire sit behind them, with a stone building and wooden details in the background.

A smiling couple seated outdoors at a wedding ceremony. The man has purple hair and a salt-and-pepper beard, wearing a black suit and tie. The woman has black hair with blue highlights, wears purple-framed glasses and a black leather jacket, and looks at the camera with a soft smile. Other guests in formal attire sit behind them, with a stone building and wooden details in the background.

@matty.wtf and I got dressed up

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the gatekeeping in punk music by gen x is both completely insufferable and also the only thing keeping it alive and i will not be elaborating

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liking a band "ironically" and then just... liking them. we've all been there. some of us are still there.

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basically, LLMs are turning into real developers

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the other day the CI failed since coverage was below the threshold and Claude's answer was to lower the coverage threshhold

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So Opus lately seems to be all about skipping things it doesn’t want to do (plus my favorite “test failures are pre-existing” when they are not lol)

Today it decided it could skip the a11y check in my PR skill because “this is a large PR with many changes”

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I am so bad at keeping presents for people until their actual birthday or holiday or whatever

example: a few weeks ago Igot a book for @stefinitely.cool for her birthday & I couldn't wait & gave it to her early

today another gift came and it's very hard to make myself wait to share it with her :)

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Not sorry at all

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Selfie of Matty with new purple hair

Selfie of Matty with new purple hair

Fresh color!

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“Titty and Horror” is a great genre

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It’s been far too long since @stefinitely.cool and I have been to a concert. Luckily we have another one in a few weeks!

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An Australian shepherd dog

An Australian shepherd dog

Cody is a very needy dog but we love him anyway

2 weeks ago 18 1 0 0

This is why everyone should be jealous of me

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ReplaceByClawd Paste a URL. Get a clone. It's that easy to replace someone.

I’m at risk of being replaced by a system prompt

replacebyclawd.com?url=https://

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Selfie of Matty pointing at the camera

Selfie of Matty pointing at the camera

Work is done for the week!

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Wish I was at Kubecon with all you nerds. Miss y’all.

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I’m just pretending it’s not happening :)

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Selfie of Matty wearing glasses

Selfie of Matty wearing glasses

Per my eye doctor, I need to take a vacation from contacts for a few months. So glasses time it is.

3 weeks ago 20 1 5 0

MEDUSA’S

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Selfie of Matty wearing glasses

Selfie of Matty wearing glasses

Per my eye doctor, I need to take a vacation from contacts for a few months. So glasses time it is.

3 weeks ago 20 1 5 0
A close-up selfie of a person reclining against a dark cushion, with tousled, wavy hair dyed in shades of purple and lavender. They have light skin, expressive eyes looking slightly to the side, and a short gray beard and mustache. Their expression is playful, with lips slightly pursed. They are wearing a black shirt, and the lighting is soft and natural, highlighting the texture and color of their hair.

A close-up selfie of a person reclining against a dark cushion, with tousled, wavy hair dyed in shades of purple and lavender. They have light skin, expressive eyes looking slightly to the side, and a short gray beard and mustache. Their expression is playful, with lips slightly pursed. They are wearing a black shirt, and the lighting is soft and natural, highlighting the texture and color of their hair.

Haircut tomorrow

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Pour one out for laplink over parallel cable

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amaze amaze amaze!

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